DaKineMaui

Does everyone know why she's smiling?

The refs sucked. And I am thoroughly disgusted that anyone on this site could see it any other way. Ever. They sucked. Repeat 100x please.

Back where I come from, we called those 'DSL's. If you need an explanation, let's wait till the kids go to bed.

Gary Roberts? From Toronto? Oh good God. Didn't know he was a Penguin. Um - G'luck!

I recommend reading the ^above^ quote 400x until face-off. Did you see this play? I did.

and then there's the penis thing. Yes OK? It's tremendously huge. I get it. Enough. You hear me brudda? End end end rant.

LOL. Literally. Twice inside af one (1) week I'm agreeing with Eva? Something is wrong.

C'mon guys! You should all meet up for a pre-game thingy. Pick a spot.

#1 - you are spot on correct. It ain't all it's cracked 'up' to be. #2 - how tall are you? I am 6'4" (In the morning - I shrink during the day - no lie) #3 - Cars? Forget 'em. It's a 5'8" mans world. #4 - I've always boasted myself a rather athletic person. Played ball for years as a kid - 2 leagues atta time, skated (poorly) for years - football for a few years, BUT NO! NO! I Do NOT PLAY or UNDERSTAND or CARE about BASKETBALL. NBA or otherwise. STOP ASKING ME IF I PLAYED!. I'm tall. It does not come with some innate knowledge about how to bounce a ball. How come I can't even touch the guy who's driving toward the net? He's trying to score on me and I should be allowed to drop him into the 7th row no? FOUL!?! #5 - I can see how filthy the top of the fridge is. And yes....I am the one in charge of cleaning it. #6 - Recently bought the condo we're living in. We're amid a remodel, and BELIEVE ME - My cabinets and countertops will be 5 1/4" higher than standard. I'm the cabinet maker/engineer/wood butcher that's doing the work, and what I say goes. Tired of throwing out my back while trying to rinse my face. End continuation rant.

NO STEALING DATSYUK'S PUCK! PUT THAT BACK! NO TOUCH!

::::::HR40s answering machine:::::: "Please leave a message after the beep" Yeah hey.......It's DKM. Just uhhhh... just checkin' in. So uh....how's it goin'? Things got a little crayzeh over there in the SRO thread. Just uh wanted to....... ::::::BEEEEP::::::::: Hey yeah......DKM again.......just uh.....well. So what's goin' on today? I got the day off for the Holiday. They don't let us work in the gated community where..... ::::::BEEEEP::::::::: Prolly need to bump up the time for messages on your machine there......I was just gonna say that I'll be home all day and if you want you can ::::::BEEEEP::::::::: Look - again - this is just not working out. I uh......It's.....I'll ::::::BEEEEP::::::::: Don't ever call me again. I'm sorry. That came out wrong. What I meant to say was PLEASE c ::::::BEEEEP:::::::::

Thank you LGW AV dept. Image needs to get sent to Toronto.

I've been peeing my pants for a week. Straight. aloha (C'mon now....be outlandish.)

I'm so excited for game 2 that: I just went to set the TIVO, saw that VS. has a 30-minute pregame dealie on Sid..........................and I might watch it!

Thanks for the heads-up! I did not know we were allowed to do that!

Eva - all I ask, if I ever kill a guy? (Well - get caught killing) I want you on my side. I'd wager I won't see a minute of jail time. Thread is going on 6 pages now. Oh - and it still shoulda been a goal.

Excellent threadjack - Helm needs to stay here. For a LONG time. I've never EVER been one to line combo but here goes (ducking): Helm-Hank-Dats? OK I quit.

I'm sorry to say this in front of everybody, but I'm just gonna tell everybody that you did INDEED put out (barely required a nudge guys.) Why do we hafta fight? I'm sorry......I'm soooory......I miss you soooo much. Can we just get back together? GAH! "To love and lost is still a rose by another Juliet and smells and flowery" Sorry. ::::::tear:::::::: EDIT::::::::::::: Why doesn't she call?

Go edit your post and capatilize the 'The' in 'The Cup' or we'll just call the whole thing OFF. Forget it.....this just isn't working out. It's not you, it's me.

Psssst - Get 'em both. We'll call it a date. My wife HATES it when I go out with other chicks, and pay $1400 in last minute airfare, but c'mon - it's The Cup Finals.

I just kicked my big toe into the baseboard of the wall and am cursing your name......foul words. Jealous. ah - aloha - enjoy

I recommend 'The Hunter House'. Best Sliders in the Detroit-Metro area, and it's "just up the way" from Da Joe. And forget the shuttle! You can hitchhike your way down Woodward Ave. Runs smack dab into Jefferson. :::::From my last visit back home::::::

Ow. Ouch. Hats off to you for that one. I can barely hit the [ADD REPLY]. Nice!

If ESPN had an ear, I would totally whip it out and pee into it. In front of God and everybody.

Um, The Red Wings are up 1-0 in the Lord Stanley Cup Finals no? And Minnesota? Um.....Minne-who-now? OH! The Stars! Yes yes. Um, we just beat them. Whataf***face.