DaKineMaui

I wanted to try a new "quirky ritual" for this playoff run. Everytime the Red Wings score a goal, me and the wife have sex. We compromised on everytime she scores a goal. I Ebay'd her some skates and am awaiting Holland's call. You hear me Kenny?

I think I figured out my bottom-line opinion on Sergei and the #91 in the rafters: He and only He had the opportunity to make that happen. I'm not positive Sergei gives a s*** about any #91 getting retired. I don't see it. He's made his choices. Some of them I disagree with, but we aren't all as lucky as me. I have led a mistake-free life so far. So now he's on an NHL team that desperately needs/needed him. Not too shabby. I'm rooting for the Caps and Sergei and AO until the 9th O.T. in game 7 vs. the Habs. At which point I jump ship. aloha

.......and the incessant talking. And questions, and talking and talking.........There are two(2) intermissions during each regulation NHL contest. Save it. aloha

Noticed that. And the 'upset' goes seven games (maybe trip OT too??), between teams that are 2 points away in reg season points.

I'm gonna do that one this year too. I'll shave before game 1 on Thursday and we'll see what happens. Also, in the past, if the Wings were down and things were looking pretty bleak - I'd THEN go to the closet and throw on 'The Sweater'. It doesn't work everytime, but somehow works enough to keep doing it y'know? I just couldn't bare being the reason for a loss. aloha

"Well I jus wanna post sumpin onda LGW. How in THEE hell do I get thru on this phone damnit?"

Damnit - I don't think so. You?

I don't give a damn about this thread - but I am now going to use the words "penis whistle" ALL the time.

Oh c'mon. I'm a man and I can braid my daughter's hair, I paint my wive's toenails...I.... SH*&. I'm still a man right? Anyways - start braiding!

I gave up on Red Wings nicknames after I saw that some of the kids around here actually would use the word "Yzee".

It will be fun to watch. No apologies. I'd just add that I'm actually rooting for the Habs to win that conference. Guy Lafleur and Steve Shutt still play for them right?

I'm sure that's what you meant.

You're not speaking for me. The guy plays his heart out on one of the s***tiest teams in the league. Night in, night out.....season after season. For me? It's just a bonus that he happens to be one of the best players I've ever seen. Now that he's made the playoffs I'm just curious to see if he has another level. Nothing wrong with rooting for a player that is fun to watch.

Nope - you're right. You're exactly right. Federov - no.....didn't and doesn't give a s*** about Detroit. Shanny - no.....No male with the name 'Brendan' allowed. "LGW Potential HOF Threads" though? By all means. There shoulda been one in the rafters long ago.

Um, who scheduled this one? ::::::YAWN::::: I too, finally get to watch a game on TV, but it's what? 6:16 am? ::::BIIIG YAWN:::::::: Need coffee.

So true - it's already been what? ::::::checks watch::::: 11 seconds. Dang - we need to get this playoff run started no? aloha

It's gonna come down to Defense and the PK. The 'usual'. (Wings cough up about 1/2 goal less per game than the Preds.) Oh - and Tommy Holmstrom's ass. You hear me Homer? If you see you stick-handling, or bringing it up the ice, or shooting, or stupid stuff like that? I'm gonna be pissed. Park it buddy. aloha

The Detroit Red Wings could avoid some of the negativety if they would just buckle down and have the best record in the league after 82 games. Wait. Nevermind.

I don't get it either.

He had previously held it over his head, "Stanley Cup-Style". Was 1995. About a month later got swept by Jersey in the finals. Stevens laughed, Stevie never held that trophy over his head anymore. Hey - it was a learning curve for all of us. aloha

It's exactly like the Red Scare after that war. No wait.....nevermind. Joe McCarthy ruined peoples' lives. This is a website. Why don't you and Pronger get a room? (<-----see? that's a joke.) aloha

Scotty calls me during the intermissions of each game. I do what I can. You're welcome. Caller ID says that Babs calls too - the machine picks up.

Speaking of Philly......does anyone also remember 1997? (The Detroit Red Wings were about to be humiliated in the Finals according to the media.) Philly was changing between Hextall and Snow after each shot on goal by game 4.

Babcock is banned from LGW.