DaKineMaui

nope

f*** is that TODAY? Oh just great. May 28th is the day I go around the house and unscrew all the faceplates from the outlets and light switches and give them a good washing, front and back. Maybe a coat or 2 of Johnson's Paste Wax and a quick buffing and back on the walls they go. What luck.

Lately I've tried to steer way clear of the Enforcer threads, but those numbers up there are indeed staggering if they're correct. We used to have guys that would get 10 fighting majors by accident, during the national anthem of the home opener. [/ boring post]

Sorta like dropping a $20 bill into a steamy wet pile of s***. Could I use the 20 bucks? Well......but P.S. ouchouchouch.......threw out the shoulder reaching for that analogy. Advil.........

Easy there kiddo..... The Olympia sucked ass. Don't just ask me......ask my dad.....and uncles.....and grandma, and grandpa, and mom....and.... Let it go........

AGREED! Closed! Leave pear-head ALONE goddamnit! This was getiin' outta hand.

I understand.......been quite a day. NO! I was asking about the 'collar' you might ask for when a barkeep is pouring you a draft......I was schooled about it awhile back and have forgotten. EDIT!!!!!!!!!!! woops..........pear head

fixed as well ........oh f***.......I just have NOTHING else to do this afternoon than this? I am sry sry sry my new scottish friend......I owe you a beer. Speaking of which.....can you explain to the uninitiated: Difference between a priest and a cardinal or whatever when it comes to pouring a P or Q of Guinness et al?

Make him say "HEAD! PAPER! NOW!"

cannot believe I missed this. The OverLord will be displeased. Continue human thread please. Nothing to see pear.......I mean here.

Dude - you think the aliens actually TELL their 'offspring' that they're aliens? Nice try pear-head.

Bert will have more pts next season than either Hank or Dats.

It's not just your opinion. It's a fact. And I think you've answered all your own questions to be honest. At the NHL level he would be, and is currently, a second rate goalkeep. aloha

^^This is NOT an excuse people^^ Read the above post 100x if needed. NOT making excuses. NOT. The Ducks played the Detroit Red Wings Lite. This is how I view this latest playoff run.

Well now you're just being paranoid.

horizontal stripes, tight fitting vs. loose fitting....... Um........does anybody else fell just a LITTLE bit gayer after reading this entire thread?

"Attorney Gary Bettman's House of Euclidean Geometry and Quantum Indeterminacy - I Really Don't Know s*** About that Stuff Either"

This is a stupid website....maintained by a bunch of idiots. The members are retards and this thread sucks! (LGW translation: Thank you.)

I don't care.......don't care. Ban me - this pic will find it's way to every 4th or 5th page in this thread.

Why wait? I heard the Wings did target Giggy, and shot him an offer of X-million for X amount of years - but it bounced off his huge fu*(&^ng pads. sry

Literally laughing out loud here. Oh s*** - very very good. (It's prolly worse when you call out the other years too - rainman-style) --------------------------------------------- Also, anyways......You live on a small island in the middle of a large ocean, inhabited by a population that couldn't pick Steve Yzerman out of a police lineup, yet after game 6 - the guy at the liquor store, the guys at work, including your boss and the homeowner, the crossing guard at your kid's elementary school, the lady at the rental office, and tourists that just arrived 4 days ago -> they all give you a somber look, eyes toward the pavement, sorta shaking their head.....and sadly and sincerely tell you they're "very very sorry and that it's gonna be ok man......um when does next season start?". Then they start rambling on about some Pistons or Tigers or something.

I sorta already voted >> here <<...... But went ahead and made it official at the ^^poll booth^^ up there. Not looking good Bell.

What kind of numbers are you shooting for then? What would you consider you 'fighting weight'?

::::::NOTE: Nope. Sorry - not gonna shrink this pic thank you::::::::::::: While technically she's not a member yet ,(14 mos old), Megan wants us to know she enjoys BBQ Chicken. She enjoys all food. Not kidding.....seen her eat an olive w/pimento and a chunk of watermelon in the same mouthful......she has yet to spit out anything. - aloha

I'm a male. And I'm gonna wear a thong, and clothespins on my nipples......... I'm gonna spread Jello all over the kitchen floor <---wouldn't expect anyone around here to get that one.....it's advanced......... Anyways............wear the #19 please?