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Pronger: "Look. I'm 6'6"......I was wiping my ass and Nieds comes FLYING into the bathroom, (per usual), and this stuff just happens man. It's fizziks......."

Just like when Homer got whacked.......staple a fu(*&ng frozen bag of peas to his back and skate the fu*&^r. It's the playoffs.

I'm sorry, was someone twisting your arm?

The Detroit Red Wings have NEVER given up more than one goal in ANY overtime period, regular season or otherwise. That ties them for 1st in NHL history. Not too shabby I'd say.

HoH - many mahalos. I was going to bounce that response around like a ball of yarn today - now I can wash the car instead. Again - thank you.

Y'know, some of us around here are trying to maintain a certain level of hatred toward Lilja. Articles like this are just not helping. Besides......Teemu Selanne? Might not be playing like he used to, but he's still Teemu Selanne. He wasn't 'right there' by accident, and he didn't accidently put Hasek's jock AND water bottle in the rafters - that guy is good.

Will you guys see so-and-so do that thing to our so-and-so and NOT get called for it? Answer now.

There are 400 other threads to reply to LOL............ah nevermind. seriously......can you sense the tiniest bit of creativity? Sometimes I just hafta shake my head.

no no no no.......yer way missing the point of this thread see? The upcoming blown calls, or that one call that you'll see in a few days.........that's what we're going to eventually focus on man. Oh crap....that was a slow/quick whistle. Lame. Let's Going Red Wings!

I'm not sure whether I hate you or agree with each and every word you said.

Would you stop already - seriously though....just trying to save us some time inna few days. I'm calling for a pre-suspension and 2 goal previews though. I demand it. C'mon Toronto!

LDio3 - I am going to threadjack this one. I'l take one for your team. :::Nothing to see here people....Box Office made an error.....move along....keep moving::::::: You're from Portage. Is that anywhere near Pawpaw? (The town so nice they named it twice?) My sister called this week from Paw Paw and is planning on selling all her s*** and moving out here to live with us. This is good news. And it's on the family tip, so it's not quite a complete threadjack. But again - ferchrisakes - lookatchergoddamntickets before you get in the car next time?

Just thought I'd share this in one of these many post-game-5 threads. Got sick of reading them.....so I hollered to the boy in the frontroom (7 YRS OLD).."Hey John - who's gonna win game 6?" "Red Wings dad."........without further prompting........says.........uhhhhh....."3 goals to 1". So there ya go. You may now leave your computer till game 7. You heard it here first, and you can thank him later.

Whew.....thank you much. Finished laughing now. Made this loss a bit easier. NOPE - LOL...ok done Again - mahalo

Now THAT'S what I'm talkiin' about! It is what it is.

I'm all for it. Can there be a rule where if you say Bettman, or say a word that rhymes with or sounds like Bettman you get expelled? And you hafta go play with one of those other bush-league capped teams for 1 yr? Gotta have rules. SHRINK THIS LEAGUE! Form a league of their own. Fresh idea.

What are you talking about? We NEEDED to bury one (1) of those many PP chances into the cotton with the 1-0 lead. We didn't. End of story I'd say. Series is at 3-2 Ducks. Relax.

Ouch! I'd like to take this moment to tell you about some brain-dead s*** I've done before......... :::::::::BUT::::::::::::::: .......sorry.......this is your moment to shine. Have a blast at gm 7.

(Don't take this a threadjack) Thanks for the pdf. After seeing it on paper you've made me realize just how much I hate expansion in the NHL. I am NOT criticizing your work, or the thoughts that went into it - besides a few tweaks here and there it looks great to me. (ANYTHING to get da Wings back to the East.) That said, looking at your chart for the 4th time - I found myself looking at the East - specifically the Great Lakes and Atlantic, and saying to myself......"Those 2 divisions would be MORE than fine for me. Stop DraperMN's new NHL right there!". Then just to double-check, I looked at the 4 div's I threw away and yup,.....I'd miss 1 or 2 clubs, but it'd be worth the small sacrifice. I just think the NHL or the NNHL is nearing the point of calling for a do-over. Anyways...................tnx

.......someone needs a hug. GO LANG GO! Someone tell Bobby: The thread is dead.

Football/Soccer in Europe? Those fans? Uh oh. No disrespect to the poor lady that spawned this thread, but the ante just went up, brutally.

Well it's been years since I've been to the JLA, but on a few occasions before games I'd see a man mainlining heroin underneath Jefferson Ave on Riverfront. Never saw him actually AT the game. Pretty sure that's not what you're asking about though. (Or it might be - I don't know about you Ducks fans)

GOD! Nobody on this board is bi-polar - it's just a discussion. ::EDIT:: EVERYONE around here is so ******* bi-polar.....nothing but bandwagon flipfloppers. :::END EDIT::::

Geez - only thing he left out was "ah, Homer got what he deserved." But - I think we can all agree - when we need a lesson in physics? We're all on the edge of our seats, awaiting the words of Chris Pronger, NHL defenseman.

What is Sergei Federov's Red Wings record for most pts in a playoff run? Who is tied with him? Ask Yzerman (you've heard of him right?), anyways - ask him who he'd rather have on his wing. Go.