DaKineMaui

Nope. Frankenstien though. Took 3rd place at the company halloween party for it too. $50! TPBM owns a globe?

No way. Too much time prepping.....everyone has already stolen/borrowed/thrown away all my paint tools for 20 years. I quit. Hire it done. TPBM knows what 'bode well' actually means? I could bode better? It's not boding up to it's full potential? Hey guys, get out there and really bode now!

Never worked. Ever. Always had to get up off the couch and go get it. TPBM is maybe just a tad freaked out by David Blaine?

Very tough to remember - but I bet I'm close to the pre-digital-alarm-clock era. I was awoken by my dad for school and stuff till age 10-ish. My folks were/are musicians, so I'm not sure they had one. TPBM has a short temper?

No. Been shower pranked before. I will not share. TPBM does not like to see the following, on April 5th?

Well? Its what? 2:16 am......I can barely type.....I no longer know where I live tomorrow. Yeah. Very tired. TPBM asks for directions?

Yep! And my wisdom teeth as well. And some of my liver! TPBM hates their mother-in-law?

I got a nine yr old boy. Noogies, wet willys and wedgies are daily events. TPBM will share with us the story of the worst job they've ever had.

We, (me, my wife and 2 kids and my beagle) are headed the F*** outta Dodge tomorrow after she is done working. Getting the hell outta the swirling vortex of vile death energy that my new living quarters have become. Getting away from the HFACC - Huge fat assed controlling C-word - i.e. Step-mom. (Made the acronym as a handy time saver). HFACC. We are bringing steaks to my cousin's in Milford. We shall overstay our welcome. Drink too much. Stay up too late. Be far too loud.......for 2 days and nights. Whatever. I'm counting the minutes. Anywho......*deep breath* OK! TPBM kills on the cheap. C'mon.....the economy and all.

No, and I'll tell you why. Lately? They've all been: - Why won't the pilot light fire up? - Why did the car just stall? - What's that noise the dryer is making? - The water holding tank has zero pressure.....why? - Why is she acting like that? - What's that burning-wire smell? - Where are my keys/wallet/hat/shoes blah blah blah? - Which dog just left this pile on the floor? - How come I didn't get even a callback or email on that job? - The fridge is full to the gills......yet there's nothing to eat? Hmmmm...... OK I'll quit. TPBM has one card that is empty?

Nah...I think I stay pretty much on that^ number or higher. TPBM has driven a vehicle more than 6 hours in a row - no stopping.

By FAR and AWAY 3 of my favorite letters in the alphabet. TPBM kicks ass!

Depends. If I ran my hand through her hair, would it get stuck? TPBM loves them some good salty and super-buttery popcorn?

Dead. Tie. I cannot choose. I'm an eclair man myself, custard filled - not cream. That's a toughy up there. TPBM has a favorite chip type/brand?

OKOKOKOKOK..........that would be murder. I would never make that turn. I would sit and stare and laugh for an hour and then drive home. Repeat 6x daily.

Little burned out on the Simpsons. But that's OK. TPBM saw Barry Sanders play. Live and in person.

Hey! I'm old too! What were we talki *nods off*.........OH! NM I do indeed prefer Chinese foods over mexican. But it's close. TPBM knows how many cars can make a left on a yellow. (Get it right!)

Special? Backbacon? Well......ate it every school morning for the first 6 yrs of my school career in Windsor. (Go Hugh Beaton Bulldogs!) Dad would cook me one over-cooked fried egg, dry piece of toast, and a slab of backbacon. Not so special. 6 years. TPBM likes those mall pretzels?

Her name is................... (I'm out.....someone else go.............)

OHHHHH SHIIIT! Get a pen and a stack of paper......grab 2 large coffees. We're gonna be here awhile! Grab a seat. (Honestly though people, I've led a mistake-free life so far.) Grab another seat so you can put your feet up.....we might need more than one day to hear me out. TPBM can bring home the bacon, and.......

{{{PL39}}} Nope. No I do not. Gimme a Drumstick, outta the box, and leave me alone. May I have one more please? TPBM has shoplifted by accident before. Be honest. C'mon, we family. We family.

Like. You. Wouldn't. Believe. TPBM gives a damn.

Roger that! 10 minutes early for work is considered on-time! Well - unless I'm on Maui......early does NOT NOT NOT EVER EVER EVER happen. It is frowned upon. Not kiddiing. TPBM has nothing to do today?

Everytime I hear the words 'President's Trophy', all I can picture is Stevie holding it over his head in 1995. Jersey sweep. 4-0 Scott Stevens skating across our necks at will.

Just a quick tip for future reference. A 'small' aquarium is tough. Once that water goes south, it goes fast. Then we gotta do drastic things to it. 55 gal or better gives you some time to fix stuff. I'm gettin' a 200 gal when I get my next house. Nope.....teeth are not perfect but no bracing needed. The rest of me is perfecto. TPBM currently has a small minor injury on their body? P.S. (Don't tell HR40 - you'll wind up bleeding out.)