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So, the Bruins are going to go after Yandle? How does that make sense for them? The second part of that quote: "Uh, no duh?!" ...but really, if that's the asking price for Yandle. What does that translate into for us?

Fighting his own battles! He must be a super-heavyweight! Of course, lets not gloss over the fact that Weber has his stick up and is ready to feed Cooke some splinters, as well...

That's specifically the incident I was alluding to.

Okay. You're right. It was to rehash the endless pro-fighting/anti-fighting debate that LGW loves to have every so often. ...but seriously... Really. You wanna know when people should fight? Hmmmm, like maybe when you get cross-checked in the face. That's when fights should happen.

Um, last time I checked... Andersson can't even hold on to a fourth line spot. So, I don't know where you could gather that from "this" talk. I'd take an enforcer... but Babcock wouldn't play them anyway.

I still want a RH offensive d-man.

To pay our respects to the man, Brian McGrattan, of course.

Yes... by all means... let's have more of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHWewjbAKSg#t=41 "I'm not sure what precipitated that fight... ...cuz both blue liners well out of each other zone... [he's bleeding badly] but right off the face off they knew what they wanted" ...[he took it right to the mouth] there is a nasty puddle... [those of us that don't mind fighting and although i've already made my comments known about staged fights but even if you like the fights [you don't wanna see something like this.]" http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/tinordi-goes-down-hard-in-scary-ahl-fight/ ...and just to remind everyone what this thread is really about and so it stays on topic:

Officer Bob is on the case for years to come.

We're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. ... Sorta like McGrattan. I can't tell if he's saluting or looking for a job.

Your job sucks. I've been all over this all day. I has feels.

Good to know that LGW will stay true to the status quo. NEVER CHANGE GMR!

The faux-hawk will always do it to ya.

I was petrified by the prospects of this film. After seeing the trailer... two words: FUUUU#*#*$&&%^^#**@*!(!KKKK YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Someone with some photoshop skills get on this rightaway! Mad Max references always get a

...but ignoring them doesn't mean that what happens during them can't translate into real world NHL level results.

Thank you for getting this thread back on track. All this serious talk was starting to BUM ME OUT!!! I didn't start the... and I'm gonna put it out there right now... BEST THREAD OF 2015! For youse guys to get all serious about ENFORCERS AND TRUCULENCE AND WORTH. This thread is for the FUNZ ONLY. ...or mourning... if you're Frank.

Whiplash, huh? Why didn't she just say "head and neck trauma" ? ...or... "Bruising about the head and neck area" Let's come up for some other euphemisms for a concussion!! C'mon HSJ you can say it: "KUN KUSH UN!"

So needed to be said. Thank you. Fo' realz.

...but then they'd be missing out on all of our AWESOME inside jokes/ridiculous memes and personalities. To think... there are those that think we have no fun around here!!

I was not part of that chorus. Goddamn! How I wanted him here. I didn't care about how bad he was in his own zone OR how much money he wanted. ...and yes, now that we have hindsight, it makes it even worse. We can only hope that somehow Ken Holland goes bats*** crazy and sets out with the intensity that Ahab did after Moby Dick to get us that elusive RH Defenseman!

All this "touching" talk:

Only if Nill also agrees to take Kindl. Anyone have any interest in Franson? What do you think the likelihood is that he will re-sign with Toronto seeing how they're such a huge mess? Probably not to us, but do you think he's likely traded if they can't get him to agree to an extension?