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Tearful Paris Hilton sent back to jail <-- This be th' best news I have heard all day!

Ahoy, a'ast Ye, gar! I just got word that th' wench Paris hilton has been sent back t' jail for th' full 45 days now. As this is the case now we will turn full attention int' pluderin' the cup, gar! Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail

Aye! that be SlamBall

Aye, keep an eye out for the housin' o' that wench. You have my orders t' hang from the yardarm upon sight. As for the other issue, The scurvy dog they call "Roberto Who" is holdin' the cup. We shall wait at sea until we see him. I will rely on you my scottish mate for that as Me fear mate puckhog missin' eyes is far worse than him bein' loaded t'the gunwales at the present stage. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Th' most annoying sound in th' sea be th' sound a landlubber making fun o' th' way a pirate talks. Aye, watch your tongue or my crew might have t' keelhaul at noon you.

Aye, nate be th' barnacle-covered man from th' tigers who just got lit up against th' rangers o' texas

Ahoy, that is a 'ery awesome that you got t' lift the cup. The closest Me got was bein' able t' just about kiss it when i was younger at the hockey hall o' fame. What was cool about that time is that the Red Win's war in Toront' for a game and in honor o' them they brought the actual cup that ste'ie lifted on ice in 1997. It was mightily special t' be that close t' That cup. I appreciate you gettin' our cup ready for us t' steal it. Me and my mates be just off the coast waitin' for the correct time. Gar.

That be th' funniest thin' I 'ave ever heard read or seen afore. Seein' how no one found thar way t' davey jone's locker

says I more like OTP

Men 'n wenches we be about t' set sail... every one board th' ship. First mate Glasgo assist mate puckhog up t' th' crows nest. We best be leavin' shortly if we wants t' make landfall by tomorrow!

I guess congrats are in order fer th' mighty foul. They found a way t' loot th' cup (which me mates 'n I intend t' get back tomorrow, but that be another tale). says I congrats only 'cause 'tis wha' ye say when somebody wins somethin', no matter at wha' cost 'twas.

Avast Ye! Need I remind ye that we be sailin' west t' scuttle Paris Hilton as a first priority. If we 'ave time we shall see t' that we plunder th' cup 'n brin' it back t' Detroit.

Har har that be th' funniest thin' I 'ave ever heard. Transformers are no match fer a Pirate! First off they would rust in th' sea. Secondly, they be nah match fer me ships cannon

Aye, th' best news yet today. Another goalie down so that th' wings do not try to skirt th' problems with our playoff blunders. We don't need a goal stopper this offseason. We need a goal scorer!

Ahoy, i have t' ask, is it wrong that Me am laughin' my booty off at this story? Aye, me parrot #3 concurs. Wheelchair-bound man stuck to semi goes for wild ride http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...rticle_comments

Aye! We would not be true barnacle-covered pirates if we did not at least attempt to hornswaggle th' booty. I be knowin' that me rum tastes better out o' that cup.

yer wish be me command lasse Pirates from all around th' sea, gather and sing our shanty! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Aye! Another shanty we must sing for amberlynn25 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Blow me down! I have not lost me mind. I be knowin' right whar it be.

Ahoy, i meant we condemn her t' be marooned on the next patch o' desolate hell we see'

Aye! Me and Me parrot #3 concur with th' OP.

She said she had a medical condition. I only can hope it be a condition which causes one to visit Davey Jones' Locker Ahoy, tonight we set sail for the west coast. By tomorrow she will be pillaged for what li'l booty thar may be <-- i am thinkin' that doesn't sound like what I meant.

Ahoy, why should we o'erpay another goalie when the out come is always the same. Not scorin' in a game will not be sol'ed by o'er payin' for another goalie. I for one hope that Hasek comes back or we stick with Ozzie. Either way th' outcome be th' same. We win some we lose some.

Ahoy, i be 'ery glad that the booty is not inscribed with the phrase, Mighty Ducks O' Anaheim Aye, me parrot #3 concurs. Aye, perhaps those two team aren't the dominatin' teams they once war. Colorado is a shell what it used t' be.

I think we have room for one more swab. Welcome to our crew. Would ye sail to th' ends o' th' Earth and beyond