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Arrr, one a more serious note... Why is that wench Paris Hilton allowed t' walk away from her jail time. I hope that one o' my crew will go and deliver the Black Spot

welcome t' me crew! Ye will find that we be fun bunch... a part from that shifty fellow wit' no eye's... he be a creepy one! keep a weathered eye out fer his other eye.

Ahoy! don't worry if ye join me crew we shall hornswaggle 'n pilfer ye some treasures so that ye can 'ave an outfit fit fer a pirate! Ye 'ave t' agree t' give ye life t' th' sea first.

I be 4 sheets t' th' wind. that must be why I be feelin' a little sea sick

Aye, since ye be already dressed up in yer pirate gear... how do ye feel about join' me crew?

Aye, a bandana be one o' th' first thin's ye needs t' 'ave t' be a pirate. Th' most important thin' though be th' accent. if ye don't 'ave a accent ye be nah a pirate but a landlubber. Th' next item ye needs be me polly. He be yer support, if he does nah believe wha' ye be doin' be right he will nah concur 'n ye must nah disobey. aye, I 'ave given away a big secret. Me polly determins who will die 'n who will live fer another day. I 'ave t' ask though wha' was so wrong wit' th' young lad wearin' a pirate t' th' school picture... Doesn't everyone who be a pirate? Does that young lad wants t' join me crew! We always 'ave cabin fer someone t' scrub th' decks as they get more used t' sailin' on th' high seas. We also needs someone t' watch th' ship as rob 'n hornswaggle th' local towns scallywags.

I wouldna mind bein' thar at disney world

WTF? me mean Aaaarrrrghhhh? Blow me down? I be pickin' Giggy or Mac before that scurry dog!

well damn, that could 'ave been th' win's right thar... wit' th' ease they destroyed th' senators.

I be thankin' th' hockey gods that we shall ne'er 'ave Emery on our crew... He sucks worse than a bilge-rat

Aaaaarrrrrrgggggg! Getsalaugh be gettin' th' last laugh tonight!

aye! alfie be unhingin' aft o' th' net wit' th' puck f***!

wha' be th' meanin' o' these ducks scuttlin' th' senators?

but this be not th' random thread, now be it? do ye want to visit Davey Jones' Locker?

be that not what an barnacle-covered man o' th' seas does? Draper has put on th' angry eyes. I be still angry about th' playoffs, when do I get me own thread about it lass? This be detroit. if at first we don't succeed we hornswaggle to get th' cup.

Aye! That be how a young swab gets a wooden leg.

Aaargggggghhhh! Batten down the hatches! Arrr, attend t' the crows nest. Keep a weathard eye out east. I sense a pri'ateer is on their way, argh!

Aye! me Parrot #3 concurs

Aye, she is a fine lasse and will make a great treasure booty on me ship. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! barnacle-covered Swab talk can sound so dirty you will be joinin' her me wreckon?

Aye, i am thinkin' this is more like a flirtin' thread. It should be renamed t' the datin' game whar you can post pictures. Gar

Ahoy, tryin' t' count all me parrots t' see what number me am on.

Ahoy, me asked me parrot #3 again if it was him. I say it is him. Only two have been marooned on the next patch o' desolate hell we see' so far, argh!

Arrr, me think Me will be wearin' my Selanne Mighty Ducks Jersey tonight... what the hell verily. its ob'ious the sens can't compete against them. Aye.

Arrr, blimey this is not me parrot #3? Aye

Aye! me was thinkin' t' strap t'the masthead in honor o' me parrot 1 and me parrot 2. Thar is no room for sea sick on my ship. Let this be a lesson t' all.