Inultus

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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Stars

    Yeah, that one was awesome. I'm meeting a Stars fan at the bar tonight and I'm going to print that one and take it w/ me.
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    Our Playoff Beards

    Yeah, the girls have stopped saying "that's itchy" and now they're saying "ur soft and furry like a teddy bear", lol.
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Stars

    LOL, that's great. The Last Starfighter and various other movie-themed photoshops are great too.
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    Detroit Red Wings - Born to Raise Hell

    I have a degree in film direction, so I might criticize a bit more than other. 1) I wouldn't use dissolves if I were you, just straight cuts. 2) You should leave the natural sound (the commentators) in the audio, mixing it in with the music. It would make for a more exciting video. Other than that, great job and thx! It's certainly nice to see a Wings team that can fight, that hasn't happened since the days of Kocur. Oh, and BTW, who does the song?
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    Downey wins "Most Improved/Comeback Fighter" of the Year

    Speaking of Downey, would he get played a few shifts in the Finals if we have it locked up? I mean, he did a lot for us during the regular season and I think if we win the Cup his name should be on it.
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    Morrow Blows Up Michalek

    Yeah, clean hit, you gotta keep your head up! Morrow is a great captain.
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    A Eulogy For The Colorado Avalanche

    Yeah, that was great. I do agree with the comment that even though we were blowing the Avs out of the water, they played clean hockey this year. I would not have been surprised if they had gone after our stars but they didn't.
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    THN Predictions

    Yeah, I definitely agree that a Crosby/Wings series would be the best thing to get people to watch a little hockey. Not to derail the thread, but I can't help but comment on your sig. I lived next door to Sigma Chi in East Lansing for 5 years and they were the biggest bunch of assholes I've ever met. Just a few examples: *During rush week they would show porn on a projection in their front yard. *They had to go dry because they had too many violations *They would gang up on people at their parties, I had to clean up more than one bloody dude who happened to hit on one of "their" girls and got a bloody nose as a result *They shot out the windows to our cars (with a BB gun) during 2 of their parties *When I toured the place, it was about the filthiest thing I've ever seen Now no offense to you personally, but IMO frats are for ******* who are totally insecure with themselves. MEN do not join frats. BOYS do. Feel free to disagree.
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    Who scares you the most...DAL or SJ?

    I'm not afraid of either team. As long as we bring our A-game, we're the best there is. We just need Ozzie to play well, and everyone else keep on the current pace.
  10. Crap, subtitle should say Pittsburgh fan and Avalanche fan. Admin feel free to change it if u like. Ok, I watched the game at the bar where I work. There was a guy from St. Louis, and he is a Colorado fan (not sure which is the lesser of two evils there) and then there was another guy who is a Pittsburgh fan. The Colorado fan said they would bounce back and win tonight, and I happened to have a $100 bill on me so I laid it on the bar and said "back it up". He wouldn't do it. The Pitts fan said the Wings can't handle them. I said "Really, because I'm pretty sure we have the best record in the league and one of the best goalies in the league. Maybe you should watch them play tonight, because obviously you haven't before." Now of course I'm not discounting Pittsburgh at all, but I had to answer the s***talking. Well, we scored first and my friend and I decided to do a shot every time the Wings scored. Oh boy... They called that absolutely retarded tripping call on Holmstrom, and the Colorado goal gave these guys more ammo to run their mouths. But, by the end of the second period I was half-drunk from all the shots and felt it was time to rub it in. I went in the back and grabbed a broom (it had a red handle too, LOL). I went over to the guy's table and said hey I think u dropped something. Let me SWEEP that up for you! I held the broom up in the air and a bunch of us started chanting "Sweep, sweep, sweep" it was awesome the look on these guys' faces. Wish I had a picture. That game was insane. It was totally hard to get up for work today after doing 8 shots for all the goals...but hey, I can't complain.
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    A nice little experiment here...

    When I rubbed it in the face of a Pitts fan he said we can't handle Pitts because we're too old. I didn't even bother responding, but I said you obviously have no clue what you are talking about. I mean peruse our roster, the Red Wings have not been an old team for a while now.
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    WCSF Game 4 GDT: Red Wings 8, Avalanche 2

    Yeah, that's amazing to me. He can hold and punch with no call, but Homer gets called for tripping when he was the one who got cross-checked. The officiating was inexcusable in those cases. However, the game was amazing, I couldn't believe how it turned out.
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    Miller, traitor?

    My roommate has met and played with all the Millers (including Dad) and so I can say that they are hardcore Wings fans. Rooting for his friend and former teammate and rooting for Colorado are two different things. If my roommate was playing against my favorite team I would still root for him as well.
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    Southern Hockey Fans

    Nascar's roots are in running moonshine. If the races were set up like shine runners, i.e. running on the back roads, some paved, some not, hairpin turns, doing jumps and such, running from cops, then I think the sport would be great. As it is, it sucks. The girl I know who is most into Nascar goes to races soley to get s***faced and cheat on her husband. She also looks like a monkey and has 4 kids. Nuff said.
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    Is Joel Quenneville an Idiot?

    Even idiot Melrose knew Budaj should have started. Now that's saying something!
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    Where the hell does Forsberg get off.....

    Yeah, I'm a big guy so my stick is a 110 I think, it's pretty darn stiff and I play Holmstrom's role so I get slashed a lot. They don't get called on it much, but you better believe that if they send the puck out of the zone I'm two-handing the guy on my way out. You don't wanna slash me because last time I got really pissed at getting slashed I slashed the guy back so hard I broke his stick. Man was he pissed, but I just said don't slash me in the back of the leg, coward! Well, I said a few 4-letter words as well, lol. I really wish I played in a checking league, that would be a lot more fun. Screw Fairy Forsberg...he's done.
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Avalanche

    I did this one during the 02 playoffs, right after douchebag Marc Crawford asked for Hasek's stick to be measured and then we won the series. A little double-entendre in the text of the pic, hehe.
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Avalanche

    No one would dare give me the raspberry! Except Lone Star...
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    From a Flyer fan

    Philly has looked very strong. A Philly/Pitts conference final would be crazy fun, as would a Philly/Detroit Final.
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    Southern Hockey Fans

    Totally, my girl was back home last week in Montana and she went to 2 different bars where she asked for the Wings game and they said no, Nascar is on so she said eff you I'll take my money elsewhere. Finally she got to a place that would let her watch the game and the people were saying "Why didn't we watch hockey before? Lots of hitting, fighting (this was the game where McCarty fought) this is sweet!" Sometimes you just need to open people's minds.
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    Where the hell does Forsberg get off.....

    Yeah, I barely ever get knocked down so when I do the refs look at it more closely b/c they know we don't dive. In my last game (our championship game, which we won, BTW) a guy started shoving/punching me in their crease and I shoved him back even though I almost tripped over their goalie. I never fell down and he went to the box for 2 minutes. I didn't need to dive and we got a goal off the power play. That's the way it should be. Screw embellishing.
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    Will Dallas do our dirty work?

    It's Mick Jagger, not Mike. Jeepers! And I'm really not too overly worried about the Stars. Maybe I should be. But why worry. They're a great team, but I do think that Turco will once again choke against the Wings, at least at the Joe. Also, in the regular season we beat them 3 games to 1 and although they are playing at a higher level now, so are the Wings.
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    Great McCarty Article...from Denver Post

    Good article. No new information for me, but it's good to see someone in Denver with an accurate account of his story.
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    Day of anticipation for Detroit sports....

    Which is retarded. Why show a regular-season Tigers game instead of a Pistons playoff game?
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    Day of anticipation for Detroit sports....

    Go Detroit! Can someone tell me why the hell the Pistons are only on "NBA TV" here right in mid-Michigan??? Ridiculous!!!