SliderJeff

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  1. SliderJeff

    SCF GAME 5 GDT: Penguins 0 at Red Wings 5

    Frick. Dammit, Kronwall... another dumb ass penalty!
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    Crosby Dive

    How the heck did someone get to his weiner? Isn't it thoroughly protected by being firmly implanted in the VS. and NBC announcer's mouths at all times?
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    Crosby Dive

    Kunitz is the name you are looking for. Epic acting job. No question on the high stick call, but Jesus... I thought someone tied a rope to his visor and tried to yank his head off based on the reaction... 2 seconds after the actual infraction, of course.
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    Datsyuk will play, Cleary "Questionable"

    Babcock said point blank that Abs was better at center and he couldn't put him at the Wing position, whereas he could Leino. Personally I still think Abs brings more than Leino at ANY position based on what I've seen so far, but that's why he coaches and I just yell and scream at the TV.
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    Maltby Clip

    Wow, when do you think Cindy will get out of surgery for that compound fracture he got from the gutless and classless Maltby?? Clearly he should be suspended or possibly tossed out of the league for good. I mean, compared to hitting guys who haven't played the puck from behind into the glass like say... Matt Cooke, this was easily the most reprehensible thing I have ever seen. /remove tongue poking THROUGH cheek
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    Need help on sizing RBK Edge Jersey

    Hey guys, I just won a Winter Classic RBK Edge jersey (with fight strap and all that jazz), so I am pretty sure it's the authentic. I wear a size 50 in the "old style" Nike authentics version from the late 90's. I was wondering if I would still take a 50 in these new "form fitting" ones, or if I should go one size higher for comfort? I'm in Texas, so I won't be wearing anything other than a thin t-shirt under these.... EVER. Anyone have any thoughts? Thanks for your help! GO WINGS!
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    Need help on sizing RBK Edge Jersey

    Thanks, everyone! Excellent info!
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    Need help on sizing RBK Edge Jersey

    Thanks, Motown!
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    SCF GAME 5 GDT: Penguins 0 at Red Wings 5

    Only a couple things I ask: 1.) 60 (or more if needed) minutes of quality Red Wing hockey the likes of which we have not seen this year 2.) NO f*cking stupid penalties taken to swing momentum away from the home team 3.) Total composure if the Wings don't get the first goal or find themselves down for any period of time 4.) Urgency, but not panic. 5.) Speed. Force. HITS on the opposition not seen since the Havlat one. 6.) Total defensive clinic. 7.) Accurate, tape to tape passing by the Wings. I know it's alot to ask, but as my dad always told me, "it can't hurt to ask... what's the worst that they can say, 'no'?" LETS GO WINGS!!!
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    "He'll Play"

    I'm going to have go with "Ignore pointed questions and throw smiley faces with my passive aggressive bulls*** for $300, Alex". Why do you even bother with this troll?
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    You aren't missing much unless you are a Pens fan. Thus far.. Epic fail of the PP, PK, passing, shooting and defense. Hossa looks ok, but is taking it behind the net and then shooting into 5 bodies in the crease. So far, that strategy is not paying off in spades. Might I suggest another tact? Perhaps we should prevent them from scoring any more and pot three more for the guys in red and white? My whininess has abated for now... my "hope" tank is around the same place as Z's energy tank, but we'll see how much worse (or better) this gets. Like watching a trainwreck... here comes the third!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    He said it was because Ab's wasn't very good on the Wing, much better at Center, and Leino brought more to the table as a Winger. At least I'm pretty sure what he said this morning/afternoon.
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    Nah, there was that LA Kings debacle 4-5 years ago... remember THAT s***. This was nearly as bad. EPIC FAIL, WINGS! Crawl the f*** into the locker room and hope that Babcock leaves enough left in your ass to hold up your hockey pads. That was ******* disgraceful. Hossa is trying... but it's not enough. Z's tank must be at or below 'E' since it seems like he's out there every other shift. Ozzie is saving our ass from more embarassment, but s***... how many more ******* giveaways at the blueline are we going to give them? 2 days off won't be enough looking at this team on the ice right now. They need to get their heads and legs and sticks into this game or they'll have a s***load of rest... like 4 months, coming up.
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    Unf***ingbelievable. Had it... lost it. Once again our passing and shooting into shinguards f***s everything up. Christ almighty... this is ridiculous. Way to piss away the lead, boys. f***!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    FUGGIN-A YES! HELMER! OK, we salvaged a tie out of the first, despite being outplayed. My God the reffing is atrocious. I have no issues with the penalties that WERE called... by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker... how the hell can they let the cross checks, spears and the rest of that s*** go on??!@??@ WTF?!?! I give the first period minus about 5 minutes to the Pens. I'm hoping we bleed MAF for four goals in the second and chase his ass out of there. C'mon, Hossa... it's Game Friggin FOUR! Still depressed about no Dats tonight.
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    ******* terrible Kronner penalty. Wings running around lost. A couple flashes of brilliance with nothing to show for it. Hossa still invisible. Defense looking suspect. PAssing sucks completely. Holmstrom is a HUGE liability out there. Geez, guys... give me SOMETHING to cheer about!!! LETS GO WINGS! (dammit!)
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    Man, I am in the process of making dinner and the drivel on VS. is making me nauseous. Could they possibly love the Pens any MORE??? C'mon Wings... make these fugger CHOKE ON IT!!! DIE PENS! GO WINGS GO!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    CRUSH KILL DESTROY THE PENS! LETS GO WINGS! Let's get 'W' number 15 up there tonight!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    Time for Marian Friggin' Hossa to step up with his usual Game 4 awesome-itude and pot 3 goals and a couple helpers. Z and Dats shutdown every offensive chance the Pens think they might have and we crush them 6-0. MAF is chased after letting the fourth goal in off his butt in the beginning of the second period. Crush. Kill. Destroy!!!! LETS GO WINGS!
  20. This is the finger I use to poke Gary in the pooper. Me love him long time. Want a sniff?
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    SCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    The same one your mom used, SliderJeff tongue-flavored, why? j/k You guys need to take a giant Xanax and chill. The Wings played a solid 30 mins out of 60 and nearly won a must-win game for the Pens. Yeah, some of the missed calls sucked ass and I was pissed off about it at first, but s*** happens. Our PK continues to smell like a pig farm in August. I was pissed off at Ozzie at first, but at least one of those was a deflection. The missed 6-men was positively infuriating... as were several of the blatant head hits. I'm ok with obstruction calls.. but call it consistently. Set the expectation with the teams before the puck drops and call it according to what you said... for all 60 or more minutes. Don't change things with 9 minutes to go. Call the dirty s*** after the whistle, before the whistle and during the whistle. It doesn't seem quite as bad as the f*Ducks, but they are douchebags just the same. Hugs and smooches to all the LGW gang. We'll get 'em next game and the one after that. SNAP THE FLIGHTLESS WATERFOWL'S NECKS! LETS GO WINGS!
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    SCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    Wow. Just. Wow. Ok, this pretty much played out the way we all thought it would. A call that wasn't made the whole game on Gill or Or-pig leads to the game winning goal on the resultant power play. No conspiracy thoughts here... but I mean, c'mon. If you are going to call that on one team, call it the same going the other way too. I think most of us expected a split in the Outhouse... err.. Igloo. Next game we make them eat s*** and die. LETS GO WINGS!
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    SCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    I liked the hustle of the Wings for the most part that period. A couple scary moments, defensively... but we got damn close a handful of times. Friggin Sammy has easily got his "Sammy hattrick", as another poster put it so well. I want to see two quick goals by the Wings to start off the period and then a solid defensive effort to shut these motor scooters down. CRUSH THE PENS! LETS GO WINGS!
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    SCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    Ok, Holy s***, they play SLAYER at Pens games??!?!? I have to say, I love the Wings, but I can only take so much Motown and the same damn tunes year after year. That being said... KICK THEIR ASS, WINGS!
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    SCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Penguins 4

    LETS GO WINGS! It's "step on their necks" time!!!!