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Settle. The. F*ck. Down. Period. Boys look lost out there. Fleury came up big a couple times and we still have the "let's see if we can shatter the glass" syndrome every time we come down for a big shot. I don't fault Helm for flubbing the breakaway. Let's face it, the kid's eyes were probably as big as saucers and I'll bet his heart rate was 200 BPM. Yeah, he's a pro... but damn, not everyone has ice in their fans at clutch time. That being said... we looked WAY nervous that whole period. Defense looked close to the worst it has all series. Leaving Hossa along like that in front was terrible. And Hall's goal was yet another crappy break as it somehow made it between Ozzie's pads. We need to start winning battles, period. The trap will be in FULL effect for the rest of the game unless we tie it up. Man, I am pissed. This is NOT the game I wanted to see. I wanted to see Cindy get his clock cleaned and be sobbing at the end of the game. Still not too late for that to happen, but we need to see a decidedly different team in the Red and White for the rest of the game if that's to happen. LET'S GO RED WINGS!

Nice job, boys. So proud of the way you responded after the Hoser goal in the first. Here's hoping that it's hard for me to sleep Monday night because I'm so happy they are hoisting the cup again! LET'S GO RED WINGS!!! Hmmm... strange that "Captain Jackass 66" hasn't chimed in with any of his pro-Pens propaganda and anti-Wings rhetoric that we've all come to ignore and loathe. Gosh I miss hime

It did, but it was all hairy and belonged to MacGuire.

The Wings are going to win this game. I WON'T have my implanted defibrillator go off while watching them. I love my job. Jessica Alba is H-O-T. Positive affirmation is NOT a tool for the weak minded. These aren't the droids you're looking for. The Force is strong in this one.

Actually, "Captain Jackass", as I lovingly refer to Mr. 66 or whatever the hell his moniker is, coined the phrase, "your A asshat". He couldn't even use the correct article. Perhaps someone can send him some old "Schoolhouse Rock" DVDs to help him learn English. And he's not so much a troll (though I DID call him that, myself) as he is an annoying Pitt homer who thinks anyone here cares what he says. Much like the flightless waterfowl WE are playing tonight... he needs to just go away and join his buddies on the golf course or at the "Blue Oyster Bar" or wherever he typically frequents in the off season.

Please, don't allow him to further slaughter the English language. The proper phrasing should be, "You're an asshat". But as has been said before, please don't feed the trolls.

And there you have it. Once again... our D fails this game. Dammit.

Holy hell was that too damn close.

No can do. The NBC gang has dibs on them.

FRANZENSTEIN!!!!!!! Thank you, Jeebus!

Bad luck.

f*** f*** f***, Stuart!

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOO.... an icing. Pens fans confuse me.

True, in 1997. WTF? He was draped OVER his back. THat is NOT textbook defence.

OMG Gill was all over Homer and no call. That's the very f'in DEFINITION of obstruction. ARGH!

Holy crap.... Douchebag just said something complementary for the Wings.

PP again. Let's hope they capitalize THIS time.

Ever see the South Park episode where Cartman pays for a kids pubes and then glues it to his face. I'm pretty sure they animated Crosby and his beard to get it looking as real as possible.

Married with two kids.... I'll take what I can get.

He's fantasizing about the little boy he has tied up in the trunk of his Escalade. (reference to him looking like a child molester with that beard)

Hmmm.. guess I must be in the minority. I kinda dig the porn-esque cream spraying all over the hotties.

Damn, Stuart almost got screwed on that one.

Our passing sucks tonight. They look rushed and just aren't clicking yet. Nerves, boys? TAKE IT TO 'EM!!!

PP is looking as anemic as ever... maybe even moreso.

PP!