SliderJeff

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    SCF Game 3 GDT: Penguins 3, Red Wings 2

    All I say is that they damn well better call it that tight against the Pens too. F*ckers.
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    SCF Game 3 GDT: Penguins 3, Red Wings 2

    Is the broadcast breaking up for anyone else out there or is it the damn torrential downpour happening here in the Houston 'burbs?
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    SCF Game 3 GDT: Penguins 3, Red Wings 2

    Ugh... on one hand, I'm thrilled to see the game in HD again... on the other hand, I have to put up with Douchebag McGuire for 60 minutes or more. FRICK! Crush them, Wings! In fact... send Malkin's slew-footing ass over the boards directly INTO Douchebag!
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    Skid The Kid can suck Gary Bettman's shriveled old *******. GO WINGS!!!
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    Z-bug with the icing on the cake. Oh my. This was the game I wanted. It's my son's first birthday tonight and I'll be damned if this isn't a sweet present!!
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    HOLY SHIZZZ! Danny my boy! YOU RAWK!!!
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    Good kill so far, boys! Frustrate those friggin flightless waterfowl!
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    Nice clear by Stuart
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    What a bunch of bulls***! As usual, the refs are doing their best to suck off Bettman and make a game where there shouldn't be one. ARGH!
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    SCF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 4, Penguins 0

    Time to kiss the wife and kids goodbye. With Sammy scoring the only two goals of SCF Game 1, it's clearly the end times. Sammy, I still contend that you mostly suck... but tonight, I love ya, babe!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Watch out for the goon squad kids.
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    HAT TRICK FOR DATS! Holy crap, kids. We are going 3-0!!!!!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    HOLY FRIGGIN POOP ON A STICK! ZBUG.... I WANT TO HAVE YOUR MAN BABIES!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Amen. Preach on, Brotha Man. It doesn't help that mine seems to grow in a replica of the Milky Way galaxy, spiralling wildly out of control.
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Not to cut the Wings TOO much slack, but they did start a man down in the second period. That being said, the D has sucked at times. Other than the Richards goal off Stuart, I have to admit, the Stars have had about zero luck.
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Mikey Mo got smushed by Malts and Draper in the corner. Mo saw Malts, but didn't know Drapes was behind him and he got his cookies crushed. He was shown walking down towards the locker room before the end of the period.
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Of course, Malts got called for a more questionable legal hit than what Ott just did to Raffy a minute or so ago. Unreal.
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Color me petty, but if I played left wing against Ribeiro, I'd be saying "Hi, *****. ***** says what? You smell that? Smells like a ***** in heat... must be you, etc...." all game long. ARGH! Nice shot, Sammy. Oh wait... you didn't do sh*t.
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Dammit... Sammy your suckitude is epic.... until you score a clutch goal... then you'll move up to just "disdained" instead of "hated".
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    HUDDDDDLES!!! Holy s*** that was awesome! Falling the f*ck down and still he roofs a backhand!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTS!!!!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! Z-BUG!!!!!
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Ok, that was BS. Clearly touched that puck like 20 seconds before that whistle. I can see it already....
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    WCF Game 3 GDT: Red Wings 5, Stars 2

    Let's see a nice cruching KRonwall and Drake hit to start it off!