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Dammit... now we can look forward to another in-game interview with Brunette's pants around the interviewer's head and shoulders. Yay.

F*ck!

Wow... Stuart just slaughtered someone.

Kill this one, boys. The more we kill the worse the Avs and their fans feel... which makes my nethers tingle.

Frick. The Avs stupidity is infecting US now.

Does anyone else hear what sounds like the puck going off the post every couple seconds on the Vs. feed?

Awww shucks. 'tweren't nothin'. I'm just hear to keep everyone awake, particularly all my friends "across the pond" and on the East Coast. At least it's only nearly 11pm here in Tex-ass.

Wow, I am NOT liking that faceoff stat. We are getting crushed between the circles. Did Drapes forget to eat his official Mule-on-the-box Wheaties?

Ok, so the Avs score a single power play goal and are being manhandled out there and the Vs. interview is Brunette? VS. interviewer: So, do you think my co-hosts gobble your guys junk too much when we talk about how great and talented you are? Brunette: Umm... dude, I'm TRYIN' to tea-bag you and if you keep talking I'm afraid you'll leave teeth marks. VS. interviewer: So does Peter Foreskin... err... Forsberg look as good naked as I imagine he does? Brunette: Dude, you are making me real uncomfortable. Can you tell me what a bad boy I've been and maybe hum a Karen Carpenter song on my jewels? I'm getting tired of you humming "The Battle Hymn Of the Republic" on them. VS. interviewer: Back to my knee-pad sporting, Divealanche junk gobbling friends in the studio. Anyone have any Astro-glide? Seriously, it gets so old hearing them try to make something of nothing on this network. I'm not sure hearing Emerick and Edzo babble on incoherently wasn't better than the goofs we have tonight. GO WINGS GO! 6-2 would be nice to see with Pavs getting the trick and Cleary smacking one in.

Did you not get the memo? Avs "hook" = Good defensive play Wings "hook" = Same call that's been made ever since the lockout. You'd think these morons would learn by now. * see also the definitions for "boarding" and "obstruction"

Foote is such an ass. Another missed roughing call on Draper. But maybe headlocks are a part of the Nu-NHL

Me too, but I REALLY want to see it be a result of a "geometric pass". Awww... the Avs are so f'ed up they can't even change lines correctly.

Well done, boys. You had me worried early, but you've redeemed yourselves with two quick ones. 40 more minutes of solid effort and maybe we can watch a couple more Dives make the walk to the dressing room to hide their shame. Floppa.... I SOOOOOOO love to watch you FAIL!

You just made my butt-gerbil cry.

FRANZENSTEIN!!!!!!!

Time to make them pay! F*CK YEAH!!!

Just when I think I don't care about the Divealanche... a series like this comes along and I want to see them bleed.

Sharkies are boiled, fileted, grilled, poached, fried, baked and flambayed, kids.

Mother frakker! Flip proves my point one second after I hit "reply"

Seriously, Flip looks horrible out there. You'd think he'd find his rhythm by this point. I haven't said a bad word about him so far this season, but geez.

Frick. Too many "almosts" already. C'mon boys!

Amen! Yea verily. Shove it right up their ass.

Losing all the early puck battles. No calls whatsoever except for that weak s*** called on us. Obstruction and hacking all over the place. Of course, no whistles to be seen if it's the Dives.

Bull ******* s*** The fix is in. A penalty on DETROIT???!?! Are you ******* kidding me?

Who the f*** are these clown refs tonight? This is f'in ridiculous. There's been at least 4 missed calls including that hit on Stuart (though I thought it was Lebda). What f***in joke.