SliderJeff

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    DirecTV subscribers... game on channel 730 BHD1?

    Yeah, I've got it set to record on both channels for now... I'm hoping the 730 really does have the game in HiDef. If I have to watch one more upconverted SD game on the HiDef channels I'll vomit. VS. sucks. Thanks, Jeff
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    What Pav and Sammy Got....

    You mean uttering monosyllabic grunts and the sound drool hitting the floor whilst choking his coach, raping the nearest maid and randomly shooting people? I missed that. All I heard was the sound of his ballet slippers twinkle-toeing across the ice and then getting about half way through an F-bomb. Later, Jeff... NOT a basketball fan
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    LOL Good call, Offsides. Consider the request withdrawn. We now return you to the resounding silence of Draperfan's posts being blocked. Ahhhhhhh, sweet silence. Later, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    It's a long history thing, duder. Ever since he showed back up here, he's done nothing but bad mouth Bertuzzi and generally s*** on everyone's peace and love and good happiness stuff vibe, you know? If you can stomach it, search for any of his posts over the last few weeks and you'll see why he has worn out his welcome about 45 trillion times. Later, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    You have chosen to ignore all posts from: Draperfan. · View this post · Un-ignore Draperfan Gosh, I just LOVE seeing that, you know. It makes me all misty. Later, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    Offsides, Would you consider this an official request from the Late Night Crew for a "No Draperfans Allowed" sig for those of us in the club? Regs, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    You bet. Snagged it from the Red Wings site, IIRC. Just check out the official site and go to the gallery... at least I THINK that's where I snagged it. Let me know if you can't find it. Later, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    Look him up and click on his profile. Over on the right side you can see "Ignore user" or something like that. Alternatively, just go into your My Controls and click on "Manage Ignored Users" under Options on the left hand side. Stick "Draperfan" in the box like the rest of us have. I prefer my Bert bashing to be done by Snufulupugus on Sesame Street, not here on the forum. Later, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    The WIN, Silly Rabbit. Later, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 1: Red Wings 2, Ducks 1

    Actually: Draperfan = Perry's fluffer for his bestial pedophilial necrophiliac flicks Yes, that means he makes Perry all stiff just before he f***s a dead puppy. It's a Time Life Books DVD set. Later, Jeff
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    GAME 1 (5/11) GDT: Ducks @ Red Wings - 7:30 PM ET

    Good Lord... it's our destiny to win this one... Flip-check is friggin quoting Steely Dan! Should we send down a 50 gallon drum to the Versus crew to help get the taste of duck spooge out of their mouth? Later, Jeff
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    GAME 6 (5/7) GDT: Red Wings @ Sharks (LIVE)

    OK, WTF!?!?! Why the hell is my TIVO not recording this damn game.. and why in the hell is it listed as starting at 9:00pm CST on every friggin channel of DirecTV!?!?!? I turn it on with 2:00 left in the first and see we're up 1-nil. At least I got to see Sammy score AGAIN (WTF????) with 8 seconds to go. I'm trying hard to balance being pissed off and elated at the same time. GO WINGS GO! CLOSE THIS ***** OUT! I guess now we'll see if it truly IS a case of these teams being evenly matched and it just being an ebb and flow type things... or whether the Wings really can step on the throat and put this ***** to sleep. Later, Jeff
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    GAME 6 (5/7) GDT: Red Wings @ Sharks (LIVE)

    OK, WTF!?!?! Why the hell is my TIVO not recording this damn game.. and why in the hell is it listed as starting at 9:00pm CST on every friggin channel of DirecTV!?!?!? I turn it on with 2:00 left in the first and see we're up 1-nil. At least I got to see Sammy score AGAIN (WTF????) with 8 seconds to go. I'm trying hard to balance being pissed off and elated at the same time. GO WINGS GO! CLOSE THIS ***** OUT! I guess now we'll see if it truly IS a case of these teams being evenly matched and it just being an ebb and flow type things... or whether the Wings really can step on the throat and put this ***** to sleep. Later, Jeff
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    Post-Game 5 (5/5): Red Wings 4, Sharks 1

    Amybody else get a "Casino Royale" torture scene moment when Nabby whacked Homer in the nuts? Nabby: *whack* Homer: LOL Nabby: Vut eez so foony? Homer: Everyones going to know that you got scored on while scratching my balls. LOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Later, Jeff
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    GAME 4 GDT 5/2: Red Wings at Sharks LIVE

    Nahh, I prefer tartar sauce. It goes better with grilled shark. Happily eating mouthful after mouthful of tasty deep fried crow, Texas style. Later, Jeff in Houston
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    GAME 4 GDT 5/2: Red Wings at Sharks LIVE

    Well, at least you pulled it yourself. The VS talking heads have been giving Thorton's a serious tugging all night long. Schneids... you and Lang are officially out of my doghouse! Bobby Lang for President! Later, Jeff in Houston
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    GAME 4 GDT 5/2: Red Wings at Sharks LIVE

    HOLY FRICKING FRENCH FRIED FUNGUS ON A FLAPJACK s***!!!! WINGS WIN! WINGS WIN! Yeah, I'm never getting any sleep tonight. Dear Red Wings, I'm sorry I am such a s***ty fan and counted you out so many times it's not funny. I'm sorry I turned the game off in disgust at the 5 minute mark of Game 2, only to go back and watch you win on the TIVO. I am a sad, pathetic, weak little girly-boy fan. Can you forgive me? Signed, A Born Again Believer in Houston
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    GAME 4 GDT 5/2: Red Wings at Sharks LIVE

    Bobby F'in Lang! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I'm never getting to sleep tonight, am I? GO RED WINGS! Later, Jeff
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    GAME 4 GDT 5/2: Red Wings at Sharks LIVE

    "Capteen... they put kree-choors in our booties" Classic! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Later, Jeff
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    GAME 3 (4/30): Red Wings @ Sharks- 10:00 PM ET

    Don't think so... but when they were showing Holmstrom walking into the Shark tank with his gear I could have SWORN I saw an industrial sized crate of kneepads marked "TSN ANNOUNCERS ONLY". Saw a couple moist towellette packs laying next to the crate too. "Anybody got a Tic Tac? My mic tastes and smells like asparagus". Later, Jeff
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    GAME 3 (4/30): Red Wings @ Sharks- 10:00 PM ET

    No lie, dude. But, as we all know.. those shots can go either way. To be honest, I like it alot more when the luck is against us and we still are playing better than the other team. If I were to factor in luck, I'd say it should be 3-1 since to be fair we'd have to count CheechandChong's power play goal that shoulda-woulda-coulda, you know? Regs, Jeff
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    GAME 3 (4/30): Red Wings @ Sharks- 10:00 PM ET

    Yep, that's what you hope happens when you demote a player to fourth line, you know? 'bout time Babcock called Langer out. Put up or get the hell off the ice. He doesn't have to score a goal a game.. hell, he doesn't have to net a point. All I want is a solid two-way game from him... and anyone else that puts on the Winged Wheel. Unrelated note... JEEBUS, is Schneider having the worst series of his life? Clearly he's pissed off the hockey gods somehow between the bone-headed giveaways and the shots ringing off posts. Later, Jeff
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    GAME 3 (4/30): Red Wings @ Sharks- 10:00 PM ET

    GREAT f'in road period! Nice jump and speed in our boy's skating. Looks like we brought our A game so far. Lots of hockey left to play, but I'm not disgusted like I was the last two games. Time for some Cleary magic in the second. GO WINGS! Regs, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 6: 4/21 Red Wings 2, Flames 1 (2OT)

    Amen! Yea verily and let it be so. Let's not invite our own bad karma hear. What's that saying? Be careful what you wish for. Bring on whomever the cards say we are dealt. Either way, travel will still kind of suck. GO WINGS GO! NIghty night, Jeff
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    Post-GAME 6: 4/21 Red Wings 2, Flames 1 (2OT)

    Thanks for the update on Homer. I was just about to start combing the inter-web for an answer on that. Let's hope it's a quick stitch up and maybe a visor for a game or two if he can deal with it. Wow... I really liked that Quincey kid. I love Lebda and what he brings, but it sure is nice to know that we have a go-to 7th defenseman like Quincey should we need him again. FRIGGIN A, I am SOOOOO jazzed now. How the hell am I going to sleep?!?!? Well, maybe it won't be so hard to get to sleep now that I've stopped hearing the slurpfest from CBC on the tv. Time to tune in for some late night cartoonage to take my mind of hockey. GOOD LORD it feels good to win in OT for a change. And it couldn't have been any sweeter. Hey, Cal-fairy.... how does that karma sandwich taste? I can't wait to read the Flamers post-game comments tomorrow morning. Congrats to all the Winged Wheeler fans that made it through the game without popping a nitro pill or having to be hit with the ol' shock paddles. Nighty night, Jeff