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"If Superman was a midget... I think he'd fly like this."

Razor rules for the simple fact that his "word of the day toilet paper" that he busts out during telecasts helps increase my vocabulary.

Gotta say that Strangis and Razor (Dallas Stars announcers) are my two favorite non-Detroit announcers out there. I'll always have a soft spot for Ken and Mickey... Murph... eh, not so much.

4 on 3 PP?

*sigh* Nice job, Willy. Dumbass.

LOL! Wideman. Man, the B's get their money's worth on their penalties, huh?

That'll happen when a majority of us are stuck with a s***ty internet feed because Comcrap and DirecTV continue their pissing contest over Versus. Not being able to use the laptop to type and the tv to watch sucks.

"If you're trying to remember something... and it's not on the tip of your tongue... maybe it's on the tip of your fingers". "What is, a booger, Alex?" Sometimes these commercials are so dumb it hurts.

Thanks, VM1138

ARGH!!! STREAM DOWN!!!!

Why the hell am I watching little kids sing terribly about Canada instead of watching my boys play hockey? WTF???

Man this stream is driving me bonkers with the dropouts and lockups. Still... beggars can't be choosers. GO WINGS!

"Most Intimidating Player In The League"? More like, "Who's the biggest dick in the league?"

OZZIE! OZZIE!!!

Thanks. It's not JustinTV... but it's better than radio.

Who has a stream for this sucker? ARGH!!!!

DirecTV can kiss my ass. Not on the left. Not on the right. Just in the groove. F*ckers.

I look at Z's shootout percentage that they flashed and I have to wonder... was that mostly like the first year they ever did the shootout, because I can't honestly remember the last time he scored in one. Actually... I do think I remember WHAT he did... it was the Forsberg Swedish Team Olympic shootout move... and it seems like that was 3 years ago. WTF, Hank?!?!? DRW + Shootout = FAIL At least the boys showed some serious balls in coming back from 4-0. I was ready to shut it off and end my misery and get some sleep, but decided to be a glutton for punishment. Glad I did. GO WINGS!

Well, it looks like I called it with my comment about putting in a full game and still coming up short. That second goal allowed by Howard sucked, but he looked solid elsewhere. Once again, our buddy Lebda is on the ice and centrally involved in a goal against. Yikes, this guy just draws goals against like flies to poop. Anderson once again was a wall. If we had goaltending that could save our bacon when we turn in subpar performances this year, it would be us up at the top of the heap right now. We did everything we could on 7 powerplays and still couldn't crack through. Granted, the 3 PPs in the last minutes of the game looked pretty awful, but it also looked like they were tired from being out there so long shift and shift. PK looked pretty good tonight for a chance. Nice to see. I still think calling off Bertuzzi's goal was a Mt. Kilimanjaro sized pile of doo doo, but then again, I don't get paid to make those calls... or to watch these games. What is up with THAT? Anyway, easily one of the better efforts I have seen from the gang this year. Came out on the short side again, but that's going to happen. Good teams make their own luck. We're still trying to dig out of the "average team" hole we've dug ourselves. Hopefully we see a similar level of effort with a better result on Tuesday. Lets Go Wings! Regs, Jeff

I think I had a Captain Kirk doll like that growing up. Made it a ***** to hold a phaser in his left/other right hand. Sounds like Tucker is ok, but will not play tonight. Ruutu is a buttmunch, but it wasn't like this was Tootoo being his usual dickish self and trying to hurt someone. I will also agree that Tucker has done this to other players PLENTY in his career, so perhaps karma did come calling. Glad he seems to be ok, regardless. Regs, Jeff

I'm hoping for the best, but my confidence in this team is certainly waning. Having Howard back there doesn't help that in the least. The highlight will be having May back in. The Avs will have confidence and the home crowd going into the arena tonight, which also doesn't bode particularly well for the boys in white and red. The dark clouds are gathering... Having sucked at predictions for my entire life... I'd like to hope for a good 60 (or more) minutes of hockey from the Wings... win or lose. I have yet to see a game this year where they played their hearts out. If they lose when doing that, I have no issues. But if they put 40 minutes of quality on the ice and tank again... I think management needs to look at what can be done to motivate that hasn't been tried already. We are quickly closing in on the 10 game mark. It's not the time for panic, but it's certainly a reasonable barometer for the team's play this season. LETS GO RED WINGS! Regards, Jeff

Think Coach Herb Brooks in Disney's "Miracle" and you'll get the idea. If you haven't seen this scene at least, you should. I friggin hate Disney, but I still loved this movie... maybe because I remember being 8 and watching it on TV with my dad. It is the very reason I am a hockey fan today. Thank you, Al Michaels and ABC Olympic coverage. regs, Jeff

Jimminy Christmas on a cracker, that was horrid. Honestly, I need to find a Man in Black so he can zap me with that little light doohickey so I can forget about that excretion I just witnessed via the Internet. I'm certainly hoping that the team shows up for my first ever games at the Joe on Thursday and Saturday. It would suck the suck out of "suck" to watch them lose in person. I can't recall the last time I saw such abysmal passing, shooting, effort, etc... from this team. I can't blame it on who was in vs. who was out of the game, since everyone played like donkey dung. Thus far the three losses this season have all been epic failures. I don't know if it's better that the Wings never had a lead tonight and therefor couldn't piss it away like in the Sweden games or not. Either way, I don't like watching them lose... but I HATE watching them not even seen to try. The Sabres are not THAT good. The Wings were THAT bad. Kudos to Buffalo for playing like the I wish the Wings would. Keep that pedal on the gas and step on the necks of your opponent. Buffalo is still my favorite Eastern Conference team, but no one will ever replace the Wings in my heart. LETS GO RED WINGS! See you in Detroit on Thursday! Regs, Jeff in Houston

drumnj, Is there any way to record this stream on my end so that I can join it late, as I will have contractors coming over to the house to talk to my wife and I and would like to "TIVO" it, in essence. Thanks! T-minus 48 hours until I am watching the Wings beat on the Kings LIVE AND IN PERSON!!! Regs, Jeff

Well, since I can't watch the damn game because of DirecTV's pissing contest with Versucks, I guess they'll most likely win in an awesome game. I can't decide who I hate more, DirecTV, Comcrap or the NHL for putting the fans in this situation in the first place. This league is run by a bunch of clowns. At least I'll be seeing the Kings and Nordilanche in person for the first time EVER at home this week! WOO HOO! GO WINGS!