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Double post hiccup... carry on.

Might I be the first to say, "Later, you goony ass, flaming, classless, gutless, spineless trolls. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way back to under-bridge domicile. A hearty F.O.A.D. I can see now why the Oilers fans hate your guts so much. NICE JOB, FRANZEN!!!! And nice to whoever ran interference in front of Kippy the ***** as Johan shot it. Wow... I am NOT going to miss this bunch of schmucks. Have fun on the golf course corn-holing each other, flamers. GO RED WINGS GO!!! Jeff

Well, I'm the first person to cry foul when it comes to these totally ******* classless goons... but I think this was a legitimate "oh-s***" on Conroy's part... not intentional. That being said, I think Langkow is the biggest ******* 4 day old-rotting-in-a-Lousiana-swamp-with-an-aborted-half-rat-half-cat-fetus-attached douchebag that there is on Earth. Damn, then what's that make Iginla? Oh yeah, the blackened, pus-oozing ****** that the douchebag is used on. Here's hoping 2OT send the Flamers back to packing fudge on Brokeback Mountain. LET'S GO RED WINGS! Jeff

Homer was high sticked in the forehead by the blade of COnroy's stick as they came around the boards towards the blueline in the FLamers zone. 4 minute, double minor resulted. Homer is headed to the hospital. Later, Jeff

Dude, How the hell can you even tell what the CBC ( on VS ) annoucers are saying... all I keep hearing is something from a bad 70's porn flick. "The Flames are once again *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*".... "Conroy really showing how good and speedy *slurp* *gag* *slurp*" "Iginla *slurp* *oh* *oh* *Ohhhhhhh* *money shot*" Biggest bunch of homer homos on the planet. It's just going to make it that much sweeter watching the Homos get beat at home. LET'S GO RED WINGS! Jeff

Whoever said to ask for the good Lang karma... I've got to say... there's a hole heap of man-love headed your way, bro! Three words... Robert F'in Lang for the win!!!! Despite yet another of the s***tiest called periods in SCP history... we come out tied. LET'S GO RED WINGS!!! Later, Jeff

WOW! That was frankly, amazing. I loved the "Wakey Wakey!" comment. LET'S GO WINGS!!! Regs, Jeff

But whatever would we do without the amazingly talented, rocket shooting, laser guided puck throwing monster that is Samuelsson? Oh wait... he sucks the suck out of "suck" too. I'd rather see LangFELD than Lang again. Hell, I'd rather see Karen Newman suit up before Lang. At least she's easier on the eyes. BENCH SAMMY! BENCH LANG! Huds and Newman for the win! Later, Jeff

I think he deserves to be on the ice. Unfortunately, I think it's as an official Zamboni driver and nothing actually associated with wearing the Winged Wheel. And, Christ Almighty... how many of us had to put up with the homer Canadian announcers with DirecTV's Center Ice? On top of showing a letterboxed POS 4:3 pic in a 16:9 frame on the HD channel... I had to listen to Drew "I love the Sharks" and I wasn't even WATCHING the f'in Sharks. So let's see... thanks to Center Ice, I've gotten to see women's golf and a standard def canadian love fest broadcast. Thanks CI... you rule! Later, Jeff

I believe the only thing the talking heads had to say about him was either Hull or Chicken Parm calling him out for having no shot. I can't remember the exact quote from this past weekend's game, but whichever one made the comment kept harping on it for at least the whole period. That being said, I liked seeing him in there, particularly last night where I thought he made two real good plays back checking on the CBJ rush. Regs, Jeff

I've done some googling and even hit the usahockey website, but I don't see the cool collage that Chelios got for most games played by a US born player a week or two ago. Anyone know if this is going to be available for sale as a print? I'd love to stick that sucker up in my theater room. Thanks, Jeff FWIW, I contacted the artist that did the lithograph, Tim Cortes, and asked if the print will be available for purchase. I'll post back here if/when I get an answer. Regs, Jeff