Offsides

His awesomeness is probably too much for film....

I just really hate the Ducks. I didn't see that coming

....and now we are taking ourselves WAY too seriously....

Definitely think the Flames are worse.....so are the Preds...I just think that the Ducks have been doing a lot of questionable stuff. Not just against us...against the Nucks and the Sens, too.

That means it's coming this way, right? I don't like thunderstorms, however.

They aren't the gooniest ever....but they've certainly gooned their way to the top, haven't they? It's not JUST Pronger either. I hope they don't win. I think they will. But ew.

Yay, the king of random has finally arrived in the random thread!! The numerical value of À truncated to 50 decimal places is: 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 And any number that goes on for infity is cool. I've never met a stripper! You will have to ask Fergie about this one... I can't tell you about that one in a pg setting.... But more importantly...why haven't we signed one to play goal for us? we could make him a pants clause. Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! He was drawn before anger management was invented. Oh, you have offially lost me on this one... He's a Dinosuarus Rex Ha ha ha, I called that 3 posts ago

I don't like to think it's fixed...because then why would I watch it

I wish I could tan at all. It's very annoying...I just turn red.

oooh, I agree, those are all hot...except I'm 50/50 on Czech accents, but mostly they are good. I will add that Russian accents are hot, and new German can be too! Glasgow = Official Stud of LGW ... but I discovered him...so...back off Agreed. I think Canadian accents are cute...I can almost always tell when there are Canadians in my class or something. It's a cute lilt, but not annoying like some American accents.

Not to sound all conspiracy-theorist...but...sometimes I think it is fixed. Not like...fixed, fixed, but pressure is put on the refs to make sure certain teams do better. They want differerent teams in the finals so the fans in those markets will get more into hockey. But, I may be wrong....it just REALLY seems like it some times.

I'm the whitest white person to ever grace the face of this earth. I don't tan, I burn. It sucks. I put some of that fake tanning stuff on my face...we'll see if that works, because I have, like, that non-tanning type of skin.

Yes, HoH, your public wants to know....who is the man behind the keyboard?

It won't happen because everyone knows who I am. Everyone that is except 1/2 the board who think I'm a guy.

Ohhh! Nice to meet you. I don't think I ever knew your name. Well, who's Jacob?

Who is Ross

Other notable Scots: Shrek...Tim the Enchanter Serioulsy, love the accent (maybe not Shrek), and French makes me melt...if it's normal French...not like pompous French...I have an absolute ball visiting all of the countries in WDW. I always eat at the French restarant, and they bring your food and say "Voila" haha. Also, when I worked at the Russian restarant I worked with a couple of Czechs and the young guy had a really cute accent...though, it's confusing because then I hear Dom....

Who is Jacob?

You guys scare me. Pretty cool pictures, Flip...I'm sure the papperazzi stalks you all the time

lol! But they're good! There's some things you can't really explain

They taste like what you would suspect a Yankee Candle tastes like

Ha ha, that's great. There's this really good looking guy at the mall who's french. And he sells lotions in a kiosk. It is evil. He gives you this hand massage with the lotion, and then tells you about the product in his French accent...it's all you can do to NOT buy pretty much everything at the kiosk

You know what is better than an oatmeal cookie? An Oatmeal Cookie shot!

lol...that's funny! New YAWK accents are cool, as are Baahhston....but I don't love the accents...they are just cool

Yes, OsGod doesn't deserve it, and it's a tad creepy