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Everything posted by Offsides
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I just opened a pack of Sour Patch Kids and ate all the reds and oranges. Take that, world.
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It's Friday and time for my last work of the week! Then work on the house all weekend.....I prefer that though
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So it's been a weird but good couple weeks...got a new house, found out I'm having a baby girl, went to Disney World...now the only problem is I don't feel like working! Hmmm...gotta work to pay for baby, house & more trips...ahh well
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Without Facebook how could we possibly know how many of our friends are most likely bipolar? For that I think you, FB
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"Oh, son, for that you traded your ever loving soul?" "Well, I wasn't using it!" Best movie ever
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We got Jamie some sidewalk chalk yesterday. Ross: "I don't like THAT stuff" Me: "Why it's fun" Ross: "I don't know, it's like....vandalism for kids" ha ha ha
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So Jamie insisted that we make him waffles...not mind you we already had dinner. He has never even had waffles and barely likes that kind of food. So I told him I'd make some popcorn. Not good enough. Well, I'll make you some popcorn and put syrup on it. "OKAY, momma" So, I make up the popcorn, but a little in a bowl for him. "Do you still want syrup on it?" "YES!" So, I put syrup on his & he tastes it. He likes it, eats it and asks for more. My kid is weird.
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I am reading Stephen King's Joyland and was struck by the last sentence in the chapter I finished. "When it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction"
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So, I cut Jamie's hair today...I think that's my work for the day, he really needed it...his hair was wild & out of control
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So, I'm going to a concert with my sister in Sept. -- which means I will be 7 mos pregnant. Hmm...do they even have cool person pregnancy clothes?