Lou_Siffer

"Burrows" tried to find a hole to hide in after Vinny started pounding him. (this joke gets double points for being on Groundhog Day, thank you)

The proposed deal i remember hearing was Yzerman for Stanislav Neckar (which is MUCH worse)

My main issue stems from using the played out crap like the Hey Hey Hockeytown song. Or when they'll use the "Smokin'!" line from Mask...I mean seriously...Mask?!! Its 2008 last i checked. "Yeah baby!" is another one from Austin Powers....how lame. Update your material please (or at least expand it greatly if you're going to go old school) Fixed

Friday: NY Rangers @ New Jersey Buffalo @ Atlanta Vancouver @ Florida Colorado @ Detroit Anaheim @ St Louis Dallas @ Edmonton Saturday: NY Islanders @ Montreal Chicago @ San Jose Detroit @ Boston Ottawa @ Toronto Los Angeles @ New Jersey Anaheim @ Philadelphia Atlanta @ Washington Minnesota @ Columbus Carolina @ Pittsburgh Florida @ Tampa Bay Phoenix @ Nashville Colorado @ St Louis Dallas @ Calgary Sunday: NY Rangers @ Montreal

glasgow, your dad really looks like somebody....i have the feeling like its a hockey player but i cant pinpoint it. Not sure, possibly Chara.

Haha, im not sure about you and wingnut on this one! The people at my work say that my drivers license looks like Michael Rappaport (which it actually does in a way....) and the other name tossed around was the wrestler Christian...which ive always seen a bit of in me myself before anyone else ever mentioned it. I always find myself thinking the same about other people's avatars. If you look like yours, im single. Lids D man - Nice pun by the way! Couldnt have said it better myself.

Hmmm...actually Boston/Ottawa might be the more appealing game. All of the toughs in, Ottawa already down, and you just know theyre going to end up brawling sooner or later...

Hopefully the Rangers show up and play physical tonight, cause theres matchups a plenty in this Philly/NYR game potentially. Should be fun watching Avery and Downie whenever theyre out together.

Gordie could still beat the snot out of Wayne.

Say what you will about him, but the guy brings a ton of energy to the crowd every home game.

Tootoo isnt coming here, but i like the thought. One of the big knocks everyone used to say about Tootoo lwas that he did nothing but headhunt every shift, and had no hockey talent to offer. And here he is now with what...7 goals?

Consider me informed! Although feeling stupid for not knowing bugs were animals does sting. Maybe i need to spend less time in the web and watch some educational programming.

Hell if i know! Are insects considered animals?

Not an animal....but:

Koci is without a doubt a better fighter than Downey....but theres no way in hell we claim him. Wont be as disciplined, and there is zero chance he'd ever play D for us.

Well...had to at least throw one up:

Oh man...this is a great topic BeeRyce. Unfortunately its late and i'll have to get to it tomorrow. Are we going just for lookalikes or personality wise too?

Zetterberg for Calder and Blake....heard it here first! (and last).

Snapshot of me after owning a Guitar Hero 3 song (easy level). Im ready for the big time!

Yes. Zetterberg to Chicago for Lang, Williams, and Lapointe is an e4.

Now that i think about it more I probably went a bit overboard with that package GST, but realistically it would be what Mack's saying. If Ryan were to go maybe drop that 1st out of there and make it Ryan and a 2nd, along with a latter round filler. The Ducks would be extremely lucky to walk away with Sundin and still have Ryan imo. If they could use that Edmonton pick, assuming its good enough value, that would be ideal for them....but i have the feeling they'd deal Ryan if necessary. Yeah it seems like alot, but thats just how it is these days. With all the moves that have gone on with Burke this year, I get the impression winning this second Cup is of extreme importance to him to avoid any possible criticism he might encounter if they lose. Would be his chance to stick it to everybody, and you know Burke wont pass that up.

Yep, thats why Keanu Reeves in Point Break is the first thing that came to my mind!

I can hear Emery now - "Its practice man...we talkin' bout practice"

Gretzky sounds like Keanu Reeves

I think Sundin will either go to Anaheim or to Philly ( who would then sign Forsberg). I read they might be offering Jeff Carter and a 1st for him.