HenrikRules40

Why did I just laugh so loud?

I think I need new glasses. OMG I'm so excited I'm back in Michigan! I missed it.

Yes...and Lecavalier too.

You need it! You definitely need it. I have it. All the cool kids do.

Whatever. Forget Izzy. Who needs him when I have you Ross?

I want his job so bad.

I guess I'm not good enough for you. Got it. Coming in loud and clear.

I did!

I need new boots! And a new coat. (Shopping spreeeeeeee!)

Awww that's cute.

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...if you're my cousin and you're turning 29 tomorrow would you rather I gave you cooking lessons in the city for a day or belly dancing classes?

Congratulations Ross! The man in charge...that's so hot.

Nah he's right. I'm dumb as hell.

I'm gonna have to change that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What! How?

I know. I'm so bitter.

That's a pretty wicked picture.

So I was walking in and he was walking out and he stepped to the side to let me pass by. And I looked up (ok not up, he's really short) and said YOU'RE GARY BETTMAN! And he smiled and shook my hand. Then the guys who work at the NHL store (that's where I was going...of course) were like, do you know him...he acted like he knew you? I was like, puhlease no way...if he knew me I'd force him to change the NHL. Anyway, after that I spent about an hour bitching about Bettman with the workers. It was a good day.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I get it.

You're dripping with sarcasm. Make sure not to get any on your keyboard. You might short it out.

Guess who I LITERALLY bumped into today? Gary Bettman. I s*** you not.

You're not going to win this one.