HenrikRules40

This is the EXACT conversation I had with my cousin a few weeks ago...her name is Jasmin. *phone rings* Me: Hello? Jasmin: Rabia OMG I was just watching Sally... Me: Why? Jasmin: Don't ask. Me: Jasmin: Anyway the hottesttttt guy was on it...he was French...just really hot!!! Me: Suhweet...what channel...I wanna see. Jasmin: No wait! They panned out...and he was a midget!!! Me: Ummmmmmmmmm Jasmin: Am I a bad person bc I don't find him attractive anymore? At that point I just kept laughing...

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LOBBY BANG!!!

I believe in Robert Lang!!! Thanks Jen!!!

Thanks Jen. I'm nothing if not accurate.

Jen...you forgot Lidstrom sucks. Because he does.

Awww...there there. *pats you on the back*

OMG GENIUS! MIKE...you rock. *passes Mrs. Fields milk chocolate chip cookie* Dig in.

Best thread ever! Thanks I needed this. But honestly, the stripes are BLIND. Didn't they see that stupid slash on (insert any Red Wing's name here) by (insert any Duck's name here)?!?!? Obviously it's b/c the refs are Canadian and so is (insert that Duck's name here) and they didn't call it b/c (insert that Red Wing's name here) is Swedish (probably).

Drowning my sorrows... Milk, cookies, lame TV

*holding Pronger down* Go ahead...take a swing!

You're fired. Kidding! If we don't win game 6 and 7 I'm coming after you.

Same here.

It's your responsibility to get us to the Finals. DO IT!

That's a SWEDE picture. See what I did there? So how do you think the photographer set that picture up? Was he like, ok all of you behind the fence...EXCEPT YOU HANK *batts eyelashes* You can stand here in the froooooont. You never let anything goooo!

Nice!

SHHHHHHHHHHHH don't give me away!

Secret redezvous and what nots. KIDDING! Just topless pictures here and there. (Not in a gross way...more like in the lockerroom after practice and stuff.)

No tattooes.

Yeah that sounds rough. KIDDING!

Am I evil bc I didn't like Happy Feet?

I hear you Reem. Yzerfan...not bad, not bad at all.

Next! Blister you say? Blood or water? Either way, don't pop it. It will just hurt more. Cover it with a bandage. Sorry I couldn't do more.

Hold on! Lemme get my cape and my stethoscope. *SWOOP* What seems to be the problem??? Pulled a thigh muscle, eh? If you alternate hot and cold compresses it will heal faster. Heat makes the blood flow faster which brings necessary nutrients to your wound and cold makes your blood vessels contract so you feel less pain. EDIT: If it still hurts take some NSAIDs (Motrin, Advil, Aleve).