HenrikRules40

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! FLOPPA DIVED! PASHA'S PISSED!!!!!!!

Lower body injury. DId I just hear "Red Wings Suck?"

Flip got moved up with Drapes and Maltby. This arena is pumped!

FC! You had me at "your!"

Franzenstein moved to 2nd line! Yay! (Hit Lang so he does something...)

Oh don't worry they didn't show Pasha! I bet he knew you couldn't watch so he was like, no thanks I don't want to do it.

Ozzie called it an "infant rivary." He looks nice in a suit.

The rest of the team is professing their undying love for Hank. Homer just said Hank has hair extensions!!!

Someone behind Keating just held up a sign that said FIRE BETTMAN!

Keating just quoted Paula Abdul. :nonono: Cheli's yelling at the fans!

We're not friends anymore. You owe me $10.

I'm going to have to save this post somewhere and bring it up later.

Wait, I have a better one: Maybe if he took the heels off he wouldn't fall everytime someone skated by him.

Thanks...that makes me feel better. Hmmm...the plot thickens.

Stop raining on our parade!

Zata 40! I'm impressed! I was already leaning towards clean hit but you made my mind up! You should be a lawyer...

Well Floppa definitely isn't human. Have you seen his eyes? They're almost white. I think that means he has ice running through his veins. And while I adore pretty much any Swede (not you Lilly ) I can't really stand Floppa. I would love him to be Kronwalled tonight! Fantastic avatar FC. You did good hun. I think Ozzie is going to be pumped for tonight. Yesterday we were watching the game and Ozzie came up on the screen during intermission so I asked my aunt how old she thought he was. She was like, I don't know...20? 22 at the most? I was like, close...he's 33. She was like, I neeeeeed to know his secret? What does he eat? What skin cream does he use? I was like, erm...ask HC? Anyway, Ozzie is pumped from Emery's fight the other night. He's gonna be a tiger tonight. Or maybe tigger? No, definitely a tiger. GO OZZIE GO!

Oh that's fantastic!!!

I just woke up refreshed from my pre-game nap. Ok, it was just a nap. I'm pumped! *Looks at clock* What? Still THREE hours?!?!?

Bye Mac! Have fun in Boston!

I hear you. But I mean, he can keep up with Flip and Huds, right? I would rather have Langfeld there than (insert random name)...*reaching* Ok fine...I'm over Langfeld. But he's not supposed to be first or second line material anyway. He's just there b/c of our injuries. I just don't harbor excessive hatred towards him (like Lilly ) so I can live with him there. And if I'm right (I'm sure I will be corrected if I'm not) he hasn't had any GLARING mistakes on the ice, most probably d/t his limited ice time...as opposed to Lang and Williams...

Thaaaaaaanks! Now you can go to that game and I will cheer for the Wings extra hard for you too. So Ellis has been called up? What's that all about? Is Cleary ok? IS HANK OK? I still hate you Sykora. And what's going on with Sammy? I miss him! Or Kopay? I know...that's a lot of questions.

Derr...my prediction: I hate to say it but I think the Wings are going to be tired from last night. We haven't shown that much grit in the past few months (some would argue years) so I think we're going to be pooped. Poor boys. But if they can extend it at least into OT I would be ecstatic. Of course, a win would be welcome and thoroughly celebrated. I can't wait to see Floppa's performance tonight. You think he practices diving on a trampoline somewhere?

Z had Roloson beaten but the puck got away from him so he didn't get a shot. Basically the heel of his stick didn't get enough of the puck to push it over the goal line. (So yeah...you're right he didn't get a shot.)

Langfeld isn't THAT bad. He was hustling well against Chicago. And he helped out a bit with energy last night and on Flip's goal. I mean, he's no Hank (but then again who is?) but I'm just saying he's not THAT bad. (Awaiting commentary on my profound idiocy...)