HenrikRules40

I tend to take a subtle approach to it, but he's my favorite player! What does he have, 83 points in 5 games? Something like that. I heard he's being nominated to be Detroit's mayor and the new face of Faygo pop.

The Red Wings? They're my favorite

Wingslogo is gonna cryyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Marcus I LOOOOVE Demetri Martin. He's hilarious! Bannedforlife, however, is not funny. Yeah yeah I like my fair share of high school boy humor but, as my friend Flip stated, you crossed the line. And as a girl (yeah I pulled the girl card) I'm kind of annoyed.

Boys are funny!

Ah you beat me to it! Even Aucoin didn't want to be on his team yesterday. But he did get props from one guy! Zata said that his pass to him for the empty netter was better than Datsyuk's pass

OMG this thread is hilarious! Totally not what I expected. I actually refrained from reading this thread until just now. Well done EUZ.

Sometimes it's harder to see who plays well when you're sitting at home. I wouldn't have agreed with your proposal unless I was at the game last night. After our first line, the best line was the kids. They actually hustled (cough Lang ) and had some good chances. I'm all for it. Git `er done.

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I was at the game and when I saw it happen I was like *double take* was...that...Hank?!?!? It was great! I was like, you stand up for yourself Z!

More like Z for Selke. Of course, if you ask me I would give him all the trophies, including the Vezina But realistically, he won't get the Hart only because our team has too many other gunners. I feel with such a multitude of (albeit sometimes rarely used *cough Lang cough*) talent it's hard for one guy to shine through. The other side of the coin is, with Stevie and Shanny gone, it seems like Z has really taken a leadership role both on and off the ice. Yet, still not Hart worthy...but definitely Selke worthy.

Sorry guys I couldn't wait any longer!!! I'm so excited about tonight's game...mostly because I AM GOING TO BE THERE! If anyone else is going, come say hi. I will be right behind the net during warm-ups (which start at 7pm) and in standing room (behind the bench) during the game. I'll be the girl in the Wings gear (Most likely in a blue puffy vest, green boots, and straight long dark hair ) Anyway, GO WINGS! I'm expecting a fantastic performance by Zettzilla, as usual. And I would love to see Pavel get his 100th goal tonight! Chicago goes home crying...muhaha!

I object! Pure speculation your honor.

ACK! I'm such an idiot! Loo...Dom was AMAZING! I got some great shots of him at the warm-up. I will email them to you. I just finished reading the GDT. You guys are HILARIOUS! I'm so happy you thought of me. And I must say, I had to restrain myself many times. After his first goal I almost flung myself onto the ice. EDIT: Reem I didn't know you were there!!!! I wish I would have known I would have LOVED to meet you! Next time, ok? EDIT again: I will now take full credit for Hank's goals. When he wasn't scoring I could sense an unsettled feeling in the GDT...so I hopped over to the locker room and snuck over to the bench and planted a big wet one on his lips...told him if he wanted more to score on ice first...and well...the rest we all know

Just got back from the game!!! It was aaaaaaaawesome! Before I read the whole GDT I wanted to post my thoughts: 1. Pre-game: They do a new drill now where someone shoots at Ozzie and then fifteen of them rush in and try to knock it in. It's HILARIOUS! Ozzie was giggling the whole time. They didn't do it to Hasek though. 2. The first was kind of slow. I wasn't shocked when we had less shots on goal at the end of the first. We were being our usual lackluster first half team. 3. Pavel's 100th goal (Congrats Dats! I was so excited to witness it live! Kira I thought of you immediately.) really pumped everyone up! JLA was packed nice today. It was awesome. I'm glad he was in all alone...he had to shoot. 4. Robert Lang is lazy and he sucks. For real. He wasn't hustling at all. Is he injured??? 5. WHO PUT WILLIAMS ON THE POINT AGAIN??? askjdf;akdsjf;asf I kicked the wall (we were standing room) when he let the puck out of the zone on a delayed penalty. The guy next to me was like, you're going to give yourself a heart attack. I was flipping. 6. Z's first goal...awesome. But my favorite part is everytime Hank scores the scoreboard shows Zorro writing a "Z" in fire. It's soooo funny...and random...and stupid. Oh, by the way, he got his teeth fixed. He gave me quite a toothy grin during warm-ups ...probably b/c I wore my new "40" hat...which is so awesome. 7. Zata's empty netter: It's like he was almost embarassed that he had to score that goal. He literally had no one to pass to so he just kinda scored himself. He is such a class act...I loved it. So did everyone have fun here? I'm gonna go read the whole GDT right now...

You could easily have said "Pull the trigger, Kenny" or "Lang is lazy and he sucks."

Yeah but I must say Legionnaire is a very respectable poster and never talks smack. You don't have to be a Wings fan to post here. And if you're not a Wings fan, and you post here, I hope you're like Legionnaire.

Aren't I so creative? You love it! I can tell...

For your reading pleasure: Hank participated in an NHL teleconference and here's part of the transcript. http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/hock...omments/z_talk/

You can't spell shovel without HO.

You're SO right! Ozzie flirts with EVERYONE...girls, boys, young, old... I adore him though.

Wait, that's what happened? It was COMPLETELY different in my head I'm an idiot.

Oh you KNOW I saw it!!! Here's what happened: Hank's coming down the aisle and he already has like four bags of chips in his hand. Then he sees Franzenstein sleeping. Someone else is with Hank too, I just don't remember who. But Hanks sees Franzen sleeping and reaches over, all while trying extremely hard not to laugh out loud, and takes his chips and puts them on the ground. I don't know if he wanted someone to step on them or he was going to take them but I get the feeling Hank was scouring the plane for food while people were sleeping. It was HILARIOUS!!!

I'm not trying to bust your balls or anything...but if Pavel wasn't on the team in `02 I'm *pretty* sure we would have won the Cup anyway. Just a hunch...