HenrikRules40

I'm so thirsty! Someone fetch me some water.

Chill out Manny. Somebody hide the knives.

Classic.

Which is actually green, correct?

Derr. He's lying.

Seems your age is catching up to you yet again. Next time have your day nurse read it to you. As for Burke, if he would just be reasonable and listen to some offers he could probably work something out. Stupid ego. EDIT: Where's that guy that wrote the "Burke is GM of the Year" article? I'd like to laugh in his face now-ish.

Does that mean I can pick him up?

Hmm...look cute, buy shoes, don't do any work. Yeah...sounds good to me. I'm in.

I would be such an awesome president. Who is going to be my first guy? Hank?

You're right. I quit. Now what?

Mean.

Got something to say sweetheart? Go ahead. I allow you to speak.

He's probably just scared because you're too pretty for him. His loss. You don't need a loser like that. And you're in college now! A veritable buffet of college boys lies before you. Go have fun!

Oh it's not you sweetheart. Boys are stupid! Trust me. First of all, the ex thing is understandable. It's not an easy situation. But be the bigger person. Next time you see him (if ever) just be normal. Even if it doesn't feel normal. Because not only do you come off cool and confident, he comes off looking socially retarded. Second, the guy who told you to go away? Just treat him the way he treats you. Sometimes it takes a taste of their own medicine to see what they're doing. The best would be, when he has a stunned look on his face, just say "see how that feels" and walk away. Empower yourself. Girls run this world...boys are just lucky we let them live in it.

*sneezing*

Condescending!

That is exactly what someone would say if Stevie was coming back.

Oh it's a flag!!!!! I get it now.

Ugh. You guys are seriously stressing me out. What's going on?

WHAT?

Mocking!

This sleep schedule, or lack thereof, is catching up with me.

Um...I already have a bike. And a car. You can have yours.

It means "quoted for truth." Stupid internet lingo. I hate that I know that. Ok how lucky are we, as Red Wings fans, that we can even debate this question? Z? Hoss? Pav? The hockey gods are smiling upon us.

Oh that's me. Why what's up?