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Let's go with 14 to 3. And THIS time, Tootoo gets injured. Severely.

Andy Strickland is also kind of an idiot.

Wings win, 14 to 3. Quincey goes -14, too.

Now you know how we felt when it happened.

If a player turns at the last second, a hit from behind is 100% acceptable.

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Am I the only one who gets a "Video removed by user" message?

That's because there is a conspiracy against the Red Wings, and last night's no goal call was just to throw us off. Duh.

You don't actually accumulate cap space by placing a player on LTIR. Their cap hit still counts fully, you're just allowed to exceed the cap by that amount while they're on LTIR.

Not just that, he won the Lasse Oksanen trophy for top player in the entire SM-Liiga and finished 2nd in league scoring.

How many Finns have their work ethic questioned? It's a title that the Finns definitely challenge for, and in my book hold, biased as I may be about it

They've done it before, so it's not crazy to think it's possible again. Though they won't need to trade a roster player for a few of those guys.

Pretty sure Chelios has close to (if not more than) twice the fighting majors Lemieux has in his career.

Wait, when has Cheli ever fought with a visor on?

Haha yeah, though the beginners's luck required for a hole-in-one is astronomically higher than for bowling or pool. Most people that aren't avid golfers can't even hit the green from 150 yards out, let alone ace it. If people haven't seen it yet, there's another great example of AO just loving what he does on the Caps' NHL.com video section where he and Mike Green take one of those little maintenance golf-cart type things for a spin before a game. Ovie guns it under a closing door and just barely misses taking his head off. Ted Leonsis probably had a heart attack when he saw it. Edit: Here's the video.

The fact that he got a hole-in-one his first round says that he could probably beat more than half of us. Either that or he's just the luckiest mofo ever.

Wings take it, 14-3. Lemieux, looking to repent for his transgressions, scores 4 goals on Nabokov before he gets benched.

That's actually not what I was going to say. But I'm a ***** and don't want to get yelled at by a mod so I'll wait until they move this to get involved

This will get fun. Oh, and you're wrong, because it didn't.

It's disrespectful if you do it front of the opponents' bench or obviously taunt them somehow when you do it. Otherwise it's just a show of emotion. Sure there might be a little gamesmanship involved, but it's only disrespectful if you want to take that way. And if an NHL player takes that as disrespect, he's honestly kind of a *****.

Seriously, I love that part. You have 2 choices to stop him from celebrating. #1 - Don't let him do it. This one's kind of tough to accomplish. #2 - Beat the s*** out of him so he doesn't want to do it anymore. Much easier to do.

Unless Nick has been in the box for all those goals, his +/- stays the same on a PPG.

What's the point of having a sauna if you can't have steamy *** sex in it? Fred, mindfly.

A Rangers fan posted this on another message board, from Zip (whoever that is).

Lennart's a sweet boy, no need to be mean to him. I'll marry you if it's legal in Sweden, mindfly.