EuroTwin

f*** YOU REF f*** YOU NHL f*** f*** f*** YOU

Oh god, there goes Ozzie to the bench. I hate pulling the goalie...

God, they're gonna pull Ozzie, aren't they?

f***, there were so many chances. A couple good ones even.

Oh, Sammy that almost went in! Oh Huddles! Nice moves!

Dear Wings, Drive the net, win the faceoffs. Score. Repeat. Love, Me

Holy giant rebounds Batman. We have to get to those better/faster. LOL CHELI with another PP.

Come on Wings! Score now please!

Go Wings! I'm calling Sammy with the goal, just for lulz.

Fil tripped, nothing. But Cheli gets us a PP!

Fixed it. And agreed.

*sigh* And the game 5 commercial. Again. Always again.

I'm amazing at how many stick assaults our players have withstood. GIT'EM CHELI It seems like every time we move, our players are covered in sticks.

OH CHRIST that was close!

They're trying for rebounds, right? That's the only reason to shoot from that far away, right?

My grandma and cousin were/are nurses. And my grandma used to tell the most graphic stories while my sisters and I were trying to eat. She once fed us cheesecake covered in strawberries and strawberry syrup and then proceeded to talk about the most complicated childbirth she'd ever attended. It is a credit to her cheesecake that I kept eating. Apparently I've gotten my oxygen rich colors mixed up though. Ah well. edit: Or maybe not? I don't know... Come on Koko! If you score, people will stop hating you briefly!

START OF THE THIRD GOOO WINGS!

It depends on how much oxygen is in the blood, and that depends on at what stage the blood is in your circulatory system. Blood near your heart is bright red because it is oxygen rich.

God I hope so. Buuut, can't think that far ahead. I would be content for a W here though.

Better. Better. Keep that up and then some please.

OH, way to kill that penalty by yourself Pavs.

Kronner to the box on page 55. KILL IT SO HARD BOYS.

Come on Fil!

More traffic to the net please! And second goal! And a third goal! Ozzie... you know what to do.

We are damn lucky that Homer didn't get called for that, even if it was an accident. That said, I hope we score. f*** YEAH *******! ZAAATAAAAAA!