Bannedforlife

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    A "Fresh Take" on the cap space

    I'm holding out for Heatley. Of course, if we could get both that wouldn't be such a bad thing...
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    Rangers avoid arbitration with Hossa

    This year in my fantasy hockey league a guy accidentally took Marcel Hossa in the second round instead of Marian Hossa. HAHA
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    Forsberg to the Wings?

    Are you serious? Cause the Red Wings have only had 4 first round picks in the 10 years since Holland has become the GM. I'd say he's more likely to trade away a first round pick than not.
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    Wings interested in Forsberg, Selanne, Markov

    What about Cleary???
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    List of UFAs next season...

    DId you just have a lobotomy or something? I don't see how anyone could ever interpret what you just said as a joke.
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    List of UFAs next season...

    Yes Kenny, unless you sign the All-Star team's starting line-up, I'm going to root for the s***tiest organization in professional sports.
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    Selanne Update

    If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
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    Selanne Update

    Penner is a RFA right now.
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    Jiri Hudler as trade bait

    I thought Kronwall was the second coming of Lidstrom
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    Jiri Hudler as trade bait

    Yea, except NIck won't be playing for much longer, probably another 2 year extension or till we win our next cup, whichever comes first. We have enough cheap depth right now to hold on until Nick retires or takes a significant pay cut and then Hossa (or another big name player) can take his place on the books. It would be tight until NIck is gone, but I guarantee it'd be worth it.
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    Jiri Hudler as trade bait

    Yea, but frankly, Marian Hossa is the kind of player you make room for if you have the chance. It's a moot point anyway, as it's pretty unlikely that he'll ever come here.
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    A good update from Holland

    Apparently some people would rather have David Copperfield as our GM
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    A good update from Holland

    Thank you! I'm so glad someone finally had the balls to call it like it is. Yes! Holland is a moron! Ken Holland is the worst GM in the entire league and anyone who thinks he isn't is a ******* tool shed. And that includes Steve Yzerman, Mike Ilitch and Scotty Bowman. I mean, what is he thinking? Has he even called Arron Asham??? If only this team had Arron Asham to anchor the fourth line, we would instantly Optimus Prime-it from a bunch of ***** euro figure skaters to the biggest, baddest rough and tumble sheriffs of the wild wild western conference. As a matter of fact, I'm going to go on record as saying that if Kenny "No-Grit" Holland doesn't immediately lock up Arron "Rock-Hard" Asham to a contract of no less than 20 years, I will immediately and permanently boycott all things red. And everything with wings. And especially everything that is red and has wings (sorry Satan) And he better hurry, because you just know every other GM in the league has to be beating Asham's door in right about now. What an ass bag....
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    Just a thought...

    Yea, cause I'm sure NO ONE would be willing to take Smyth off our hands in 2 years. We'd be stuck with that loser for LIFE!!!
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    Eklund Says Selanne To Philly I SAY BS

    The Ducks only have 2.8 million left this year, so even if Selanne and Penner sign for 1 mil each, they'd only have .8 million left for injuries this year. I think Selanne made 4 mil plus bonuses last year and Penner will probably end up getting at least 3 million this year.
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    Eklund Says Selanne To Philly I SAY BS

    Maybe since the Ducks can't afford to re-sign him and Penner unless Neidermayer retires.
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    WHY has no one looked at Nikita Alexeev yet?!?!?

    It does count for something though, and frankly I'd put more stock in their analysis than in yours. I mean, they ARE Canadian!!!
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    The sky isn't falling guys...

    He re-signed Hasek and replaced Schneider. Doesn't that mean he gets 2 out of the 4 (50%)???
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    WHY has no one looked at Nikita Alexeev yet?!?!?

    I'm sure TSN does its homework... Assets: Has excellent size and speed for a 6-5 winger. Displays a ton of untapped offensive potential Flaws: Needs to develop better coordination in order to dominate the pro game physically. Must improve his play without the puck. Has to remain healthy Career potential: Top six winger
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    Oilers sign RFA Vanek to 7-yr, $50M Offer Sheet

    Since Buffalo has matched the offer, can Vanek now choose to go to whichever club he prefers?
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    Islanders sign Bootland

    Scurvy is a deficiency disease that results from a lack of vitamin C. The plague is a bacterial infection caused by the bite of an infected flea. The bacteria multiply inside the flea, sticking together to form a plug that blocks its stomach and causes it to begin to starve. The flea then bites a host and continues to feed, even though it can not fulfill its hunger, and consequently the flea vomits blood tainted with the bacteria back into the bite wound. Savvy??
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    WHY has no one looked at Nikita Alexeev yet?!?!?

    He's RFA not UFA
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    Oilers sign RFA Vanek to 7-yr, $50M Offer Sheet

    Well, first of all, unless Niedermayer retires the Ducks won't be able to match and still be under the cap. Right now they're at 47.4 million and that's without Selanne's salary as well. Secondly, I'm really starting to get sick of the Zetterberg argument. Are we not supposed to spend up to the cap now because we have to worry about Hank in 2 years??? If we did sign Penner to a long term deal and found ourselves short on cash for Zetterberg, I'm POSITIVE we would be able to find at least ONE team out of the other 29 that would be willing to take Penner off our hands. Hell, we'd probably be able to get back the 4 first round picks or whatever it took to sign him away from Anaheim.
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    Oilers sign RFA Vanek to 7-yr, $50M Offer Sheet

    Does anyone know how long Buffalo has to respond to the offer?
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    Oilers sign RFA Vanek to 7-yr, $50M Offer Sheet

    I think we should do a $3 million dollar offer sheet to Penner. The Ducks are only 2.8 million under the cap and wouldn't be able to match unless Niedermayer retires (which I don't think he will) I know people say that Holland would never do an offer sheet, but if Edmonton's going to, we might as well get in on it.