Bannedforlife

Thats exactly what I was going to say. We'll see which one is better once they pull Nabby!

Which is exactly why he lost his job to his backup during the stretch run last year.

The insinuation that Nabokov is better than Kiprusoff is laughable. The Sharks decided to keep the wrong tender and everyone knows it. In point of fact, I'm not even convinced that Nabby is better than Toskala.

Yea really. How much is Anaheim loving life right now? Does anyone think the Nucks even have a chance?

I'm pretty confident we'll scrape by, but man oh man, Ill never hear the end of it if we don't! I live in northern california and my buddy is a big Sharks fan. We've been talking smack all season long and now the real test is coming up. On the bright side, I get to see my first two playoff games ever! Woot!

Thats the first thing I said too!

I wouldn't be surprised if the Flames don't come out and shake hands

Quotes regarding Jamie McLennan from a few calgary fans on calgarypuck.com

I disagree. Game three is the most important game of the series, we need to hit them with EVERYTHING we have (and Bert is a big thing to hit them with) Calgary should win a game this series, just because of Kipper, and it would be alot better for us to lose game 4 instead of game 3. Then take it home and finish them off in game 5

I wonder what Phaneuf thinks about Bert's physicality?

Dont worry, It won't even be an issue after all the canadian teams get bounced out in the first round.

What would be the equivalent of a playoff beard for the ladies?

I'd like to nominate MacTavish for the Jack Adams award

I'd stay down if I were Lalime!!!!!!!

Actually it was monkey s*** we were talking about...

No. Some are drunk and some are idiots and some are drunken idiots. I'm not saying that booing has no place in sports, but there are certain players who deserve nothing but respect and admiration from all fans, not just the home team fans. I was at a Sharks game last year and one of my friends (a sharks fan) started heckling and booing Steve Yzerman! I almost knocked him out!!! I'm not saying that Fedorov is at the same level as Yzerman, but in the eyes of long time Detroit fans, he should be close.

Actually, I'd pay money to see a s*** throwing monkey. I'd rather not have to pay money to sit next to a drunken idiot who relentlessly boos one of the greatest players of the modern era, especially since we all know that same idiot would s*** himself and try to shake the man's hand if he saw him anywhere but a hockey rink.

Actually, just because you pay money to attend the game does not give you free reign to do whatever the hell you want. You can't sneak in a monkey into the Joe and let it throw feces at the opposing team bench. Unfortunately, society doesn't consider rude and classless behavior like booing former sons of Detroit as unacceptable as feces throwing monkeys. Anyway, I seem to remember hearing a statement from Fedorov at the time indicating that he felt the Red Wings were Stevie Yzerman's team and always would be and that he just wanted to go somewhere else where he could be a leader like Yzerman was here. I think that's fair enough. If Fedorov felt that he had what it took to be a great leader and captain, he should have the chance to show it, since it definitely wouldn't have happened here, not before Steve retired. On him ever making a return, I'd be all for it. It worked out great for Selanne...

Does anyone know how much $$$ he is signed for?

Zetterberg - Datsyuk - Bertuzzi Calder - Lang - Hudler Filppula - Cleary - Holmstrom Franzen - Draper - Maltby Samuelson This would be my ideal assuming that Bertuzzi and Zetterberg come back and play up to their potential. And you can't break up the Sucks and two shrimps line, they rock my socks. Also, I know Im going to get s*** for putting Homer on the third line, but really, Homer > Bertuzzi? I dont think so...

I love the smell of Lord Stanley in the morning...

Really? I banged Eklund's mom too. Except I gave her an e-8 1/2

At what age does he become RFA? Also, if the pens resign him before he becomes RFA, can a team still submit an offer sheet?

Im not too clear on how the new CBA works. When Crosby turns whatever age and his contract expires, than any team can just offer him the max and the Pens have to match it? Can someone explain how that situation works?

You just validated my entire joke! Of course its absurd to imply that its gentlemanly to "allow her to finish" Thats why its funny! Because its so absurd, hence its funny. I don't see how talking about how Dom banged 5 chicks in the back of a Limo has anything to do with Hockey.