Bannedforlife

If the best coach in the league agrees to sign with your team during an exclusive negotiating window, and you tell him, 'naw, let's hold off for a month so I don't have to give up a third round draft pick to get you,' dont you think that might make him reconsider his options?

Inability to score in the playoffs? Lets trade for one of the biggest playoff chokers of all time!!!

Raise your hand if you actually think that a roster player or prospect will be traded this off-season. Or that Holland will be fired. Or that Howard will not start the majority of games next year. Or that the government had anything to do with 9/11. If you said yes to any one of those, you are a crazy person.

You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Except the Red Wings. They miss 100% of the shots they do take as well.

Im pooping right now

good one

Good, buffalo didnt deserve him after that tank job

Are you saying that Hyman is a bust?

They better resign Tatar or else we'll never score a goal again.

Dont worry, well see him in a Wings uniform before his 40th birthday.

Sorry, I didn't know you found taxes so repulsive...

From an evolutionary standpoint, the hotness of your mate is the ONLY thing that matters. In our society the sexual attractiveness of your offspring will provide them with countless opportunities and competitive advantages, which will almost guarantee the perpetuation of their genetic code. Where Frank's argument fails is when he left out the fact that 5 out of the 6 chicks that OV will bang today are hotter than whichever OC bar trash Getz idiotically saddled himself with. And for the record, CZJ is SOOO hot, I'd let her give me HPV, HIV, HEP A, B & C, the clap, poison oak, bird flu, swine flu, dog flu, and cuckold me while I do her taxes.

Im watching the Family Fued right now and they asked 100 people "what is the secret to success in life?" and the top answer was, 'The Kip Effect'

Wow. It says that Holland was considering it. Kinda makes me hope that he never completes a trade for the rest of his career.

Sweet, I have Roussel in my line-up tonight!

If I could get OEL without giving up Tatar or Mrazek, id do it.

I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on...

You wanna get high?

Amen.

Does that mean you're an assman, kip?

You're a towel.

Don't make me sick my gifrlfriend's dragons on you.

Another day of bickering about Franson's worth. Yay.

What do you think it would take to get them?

Delightful