DangleD13 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Not to mention, when #5 decides its time to put up the gloves - Z will make a better Captain than Crosby could ever dream of being. I gotta agree with Emma too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedisappearer 291 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 You forgot "best puck-in-the-crease- covering, girlie-punch-throwing, dive-into-empty-net filling" player on earth. Testify! It's hard to throw hay makers when you are holding a Conn Smythe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungGuns1340 1 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Henrik Zetterberg got so used to his opponents crying uncontrollably after he deked them out of their jock-strap that, being the sympathetic man that he is, he was forced to carry a handkerchief with him at all times to sop up the tears they left on the ice. And for that reason, he is now frequently referred to affectionately as "Hank." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VM1138 1,921 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Gordie Howe will sign a 10 day contract, come back and on his first shift, will beat Fleury glove side from center ice. He will then bestow his light saber of a hockey stick upon Z who will hoist it up toward the pantheon where Gordie, Stevie Y, Teddy, and Terry will be looking down approvingly. Z will then let out a piercing yawp and decapitate every Penguin in sight forcing them to forfeit the series as Mario Lemieux weeps over Crosby's scorched helmet. er, something like this... Oh, God. I would love to see Zetterberg have Crosby down on the ice,c rying, and then look up to the boxes where Yzerman, Lindsay, and Howe slowly extend their thumbs up in approval. Zetterberg then finishes Crosby off, stealing the puck and scoring a shorthanded goal.....backwards. Crosby retires immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
