F.Michael

We also need a lil'luvin from the Gods of Luck...As in drop down into the top 3 for the 2020 draft instead of falling back 3 spots...Icing on the cake would be Grand Master Y swinging a deal that sees 1 of our expiring contracts {cough}Green{cough} getting moved at the deadline, and in return landing us another 1st round pick (the cherry atop would be that franchise missing out on the playoffs, and having a shot in the draft lotto at moving down the list).

Makes sense...Couldn't imagine being a Jets fan right now...Was a team that could contend for the Cup, and in a matter of several weeks they'll be lucky to make the playoffs.

Trouba would poop himself.

Heading out to the Red Lobster buffet?

Primeau always wanted to be a top 2 center even though there were these guys by the name of Yzerman, and Fedorov who were clearly better than him. At least Bowman was able to ship him off to Hartford as part of a package for Shanahan - a true LW power forward.

Indeed. Leaf Nation may rejoice today, but there's certainly no guarantee of them getting past the 1st round (again), and next season will be an eye opener for those who don't realize that 3 of the top 4 of their current D corps will probably not be there...In other words it's 2020 or bust.

I believe some of those players who are listed, and currently counted against the cap may get sent down to the Marlies thus freeing up additional cap space, but I've been wrong before...If Dubas is still in trouble - a roster spot may have to get moved.

That's MLB in a nutshell though - entitled jerkoffs who participate in a casual match (although I will say that 162 is ridiculous, but the amount of traveling they do is more exhausting than the game itself). Was watching a Brewer game a few nights ago...Had a camera inside the dugout that stretched longitudinal...The amount of $hit, and garbage that was scattered all around the place - these guys are worse than spoiled 4 yr olds for f**ks sake! $5 says it was full of coke dealers, pimps, and chocolate ho's...

Nein nein Nein! Das wird nicht passieren ... Captain Apple Seider wird das nicht zulassen!

As long as he can grow a beard.

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Morrissey signs... Oops - wrong Morrissey... Jets RFA Dman Josh Morrissey signs 8 yrs for $6.25 per season...Good for both sides.

But - he's got a belly tatt. How could one forget the allure of Ponch, and John? Yes.

Seeing how Grand Master Y signed the old salt Filppula - I'm guessing it'll take an injury, or an impressive showing in pre-season for Veleno to make the roster for opening night.

RN-H is a cuck. For what it's worth I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Silly goose it’s Charles de Gaulle.

I get my fill of silliness, and buffoonery by visiting LGW on a daily basis.

Just breaking your chops (I see you’re going at it with others in here in the Prospects thread). Truth be told - I can’t think of a movie that featured Sandler that I really enjoyed...

Well you’re no fun

Can anyone guess who's the guy in the middle?

I understand - just my attempt at humor Needs more ‘Muricans!