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ARE U KIDDING ME DID THE PENS JUST LOSE?

Speaking of troll accounts and Mlive... Good times. *BURNS WITH RAGE*

Thanks as always for doing this vladdy!

I just want to light an effing turd on fire and throw it directly at Jonathan Toews. While it would probably not change his "I constantly smell a swamp fart" facial expression, it would be highly cathartic for yours truly.

Welcome to LGW, home of some of the coolest and most obnoxious Wings fans on the innanets. Where everyone is an armchair GM, Franzen is lazy and he sucks, we like our team, and most online shopping is completed at disney.com. Pull up a chair, you can be our deadline acquisition.

How dare you. Hampus Melen is a god among men.

Somebody on twitter A.) tied a noose B.) took a picture of it C.) tweeted it... D.) with the words "something for Subban" ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? People are *proud* of the fact that they are racist trash? Like, this a THING? There are a LOT of reasons to hate the Habs, and there are a LOT of things to chirp them for. The fact that Subban's race seems to be the rallying issue for a garbage person crowd of Bruins fans is beyond disgusting. I would be absolutely mortified if Wings fans ever acted that way. And the fact that Malcolm Subban has to sit there and watch his team's fan base behave this way not only toward another black man, but toward his *brother* makes me want to cry. Oh, yeah--how about this gem? Someone on tumblr could not see the difference between throwing trash at Subban and throwing an octopus at Rask. Sometimes, I just really want to be done with the human race.

@reporterchris: The Boston fans are pelting the Habs players with beer cans and other debris. Scumbags. Are you ******* serious?

Geaux Habs. *middle finger*

I can't pick which thread to rage in, there are so many options. Literally every match up did not go the way I wanted it to in the first round. I feel like I am personally being trolled by the NHL. Because it's all about me, and I know Gary stays up nights plotting ways to gaslight me.

@asktheduffer: Dany Heatley, the Canadian Franzen, has scored for #wild tonight. First playoff G since 2011. I love it when beat writers throw shade.

NOTHING IS GOING THE WAY I WANT IT TO THIS IS THE WORST FIRST ROUND IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

Future needs: more butts to pat

That's why everyone needs a contact in each state. For emergencies.

Come meh and eat ice cream with me. The Detroit Red Whats? Hah! *cries*

I keep coming in this thread to type something sarcastic like we need groins made out of mithril and we need our fans to stop being whiny ******* but then I just meh and go eat some ice cream.

Sent. Rounded up to $25 just so I could send...something. Here's to breaking the bank next year. LGW.

NOTHING IS GOING THE WAY I WANTED

I'm a vegetarian, and that sounds amazing. I think that's also a sign of depression.

Ok. I might as well do this now, since it may be the last time. I'm gonna give butt pats. Win or lose, we've had our fair share of adversity this year, and despite my depression, the future is bright. See you on the other side, y'all. *pats butts*

Stanley Cup Playoffs, and instead of pregame we get...soccer highlights? Oh NBC. You just don't ******* get it, do you?

Wow, eat a dick Kindl

I'm here begrudgingly. I feel like this is Deathwatch. I hate this time of year. A win today would be great, but I feel like it's only delaying the inevitable. I just don't see how we take three in a row from the Bs. Would be nice to grind them down a bit for the next round, though, since I want them to metaphorically die in a fire. I'll make myself and my negativity scarce. LGW.

@asktheduffer: #redwings Babcock calls Franzen out for ducking media and not facing the music.

I am so ******* depressed this morning