BottleOfSmoke

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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    I mean Glen’s a SNACK but that’s not gonna win games
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Does it feel weird to anyone else that we can’t invoke YFMB anymore? BALLS UGH WHY
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    OT baybee
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Any feedback about sight lines at LCA? I don’t know that I’m ready to bring myself to go yet lol.
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Duck is a delicacy the refs don’t deserve
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    I just want to take this time to let everyone know that I sometimes watch the games with closed captioning on and when they were talking about a player from Manitoba the cc said “man toga” and I feel like that should be the Mood for the whole season honestly.
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    GOOOOOAAAALLL
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    ctrl+s
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    We need a good guy cholo/bad guy cholo meme STAT @NerveDamage?
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Josh Anderson likes Nickelback pass it on edit:atkison? Adjison? Adkison? Whatever eff that guy
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Well that’s CRAP
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    YAAAAAS
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Hockey Gothic pt 2. The year is 2062. Chris Osgood still looks like he’s 12.
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Hockeymom doesn’t wear vests, silly!
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    He’s coming to live with me but we’re keeping it under wraps for now so keep it close to the chest
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Z looks like he was walking pretty tenderly too tbh
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Some juicy rebounds are being missed, man.
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    FUUUUUUUU
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    Hockey Gothic. The year is 2062. Karen Newman is still singing the national anthem.
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    *farts in your general direction*
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    10/4 GDT - Red Wings vs Blue Jackets - 7:30 PM EST

    My hockey hiatus is over—LGW!
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    Henrik Zetterberg has Retired

    In the spirit of full disclosure, I’ve never set foot on hfboards THANK YOU VERY MUCH. So if there’s someone Bettying it up over there they’re a GD IMPOSTER. I just took a Hockey Break (tm). Detroit Red Wings, unlike Zetterberg, I CAN’T QUIT YOU. Rest easy, my dude—I’m still kickin’. I think?
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    Henrik Zetterberg has Retired

  24. If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.
  25. Doing a butt pat driveby for beating the ******* s***hawks because f*** them