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BottleOfSmoke last won the day on September 9 2016

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  1. Doing a butt pat driveby for beating the ******* s***hawks because f*** them
  2. Well, damn. 8 butt pats for all! or is that OVER 9000?
  3. BottleOfSmoke

    The Hudler Factor

    I've been compared to Tina from Bob's Burgers, does that count? Also fu**k Hudler. No one better post that bathtub pick that makes me never want to have tHe sEx ever again.
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    Windsor Man Faces Lifetime LCA Ban For Octopus Throw

    Let's just throw live babies on the ice and be tHE MOST METAL TEAM IN THA NHL
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    10/7 GDT: Red Wings 2, Ottawa Senators 1 (SO)

    *belated butt pats*
  6. *bows* *lights s**t on fire*
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    Go Fun Yourself!

    OMG yes you dooo way to go, Paul
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    Recent Korean Spammers

    I don't know what I missed but if it was anywhere near as good as when those Russian spammers wanted to talk to me about how to get dates with Hot T*ts Nadia I'm super bummed.
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    Go Fun Yourself!

    No hilarious hockey thread is complete without the obligatory GET THA WHEELS ON THA BUS video. Find it. Now.
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    Chelios Released from Duties

    What's to stop Chelios from doing it anyway?? Edit: for the record I'm really disappointed in all of you that this wasn't the second fricking comment.
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    15 Years Ago Today

    Please don't give Nerve any ideas...
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    15 Years Ago Today

    Dude I can't even explain it. I have a serious hate-on for the guy and always have. He's such a douchemeister. CAN. NOT. STAND. HIM.
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    Who has been the Red Wings MVP in the last 25 years?

    This will never be an objective poll, no matter how much people debate 'stats' or trophies or whatever, because personal biases will always play a part. I voted for Yzerman, yes because he was the heart and soul of this franchise until the day he stepped off the ice, but also because he was my hero and I will never NOT think he was the greatest thing to happen to hockey since May 9, 1965. People who voted for others have entirely valid reasons, but they also probably have a soft and squishy. But I will also say that NO other player has people sprung talking about "bring back so-and-so" like Yzerman does. People *still* want him back in this org. Is it because he has proven himself as the most super amazing GM the sport has seen in recent years? You're fooling yourself if you say yes. So what is it? The guy flat out embodies the Wings for so many people that they pine for him over a decade later. That's gotta say something about his importance to this franchise.