BottleOfSmoke

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    Least Favorite Wings Players

    Rational answer? There is none. Irrational answer? Because he's a giant ******* ****** nozzle and I could never ******* stand him. I raged so hard when the Wings signed him. He talked so much s*** about the Wings when he played elsewhere, then just...waltzed right over to win a cup. f*** him.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I was so stupid I thought we had this one
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    Everything hurts.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I WISH
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I can't breathe
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I'm just so afraid we don't have even close to what it takes this season But we didn't last year either and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    No ******* way my heart can handle this. Noooo ******* waaaayy
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I BELIEVE IN MYSELF
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I AM WILLING TO GET PREGNANT TO SAVE THIS GAME
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I just want to cry
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    I heard she plays like a girl
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    2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

    Lol wrong thread I was PISSED
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    Marchand is such a piece of s***, and it doesn't even phase Hank.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    MORE BABIES PLEASE
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    YYYYYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    OK. I had to go take care of some business, had the game on in the background. Nik looked so happy when he scored! LGW!
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    No. My original statement was referencing Jaime, then kip posted Bruce Campbell (who is from Detroit) as Ash (not a horror movie fan? For shame), to which I responded hail to the king, baby, which was one of his catch phrases. You with me? Now go watch Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2/Army of Darkness immediately.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    Please Swedish Jesus and YFMB we need to win this Lol Oz is fed up with Marchand's bulls***
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    That was the reference. But groovy Bruce is from the D, so he'll bring good luck. Hail to the king, baby!
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    Least Favorite Wings Players

    I will forever and always detest Brett Hull, but I'm pretty sure I already made a thread about that. Can't stand the f*****. Hate that he was ever a Red Wing. Don't care that he helped us win a cup. *flips off Brett Hull* Currently? Meh. Last Wing I couldn't stand was Hudler.
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    ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

    His hand exploded. He will come back next season with a hockey glove made of solid gold.
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    Ouellet recalled; Kronwall not skating

    @asktheduffer: #redwings Kronwall and Datsyuk both missed practice because wives are having babies.
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    Ouellet recalled; Kronwall not skating

    Could just be maintenance. Or, from what I understand, Kronner Jr (Jrette?) will be Kronwalling his way into the world any minute now.
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    ADQF | Game 3 | Boston 3 @ Detroit 0, BOS leads series 2-1

    GIANT RED FLOPPY LIMP LIFELESS RED DONG with wings