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AAAHHHHHH LET'S GOOOO

"Gillette Body" Guys why don't you just wax

Lol of course it's Edzo.

Would have been 5 in the reg season, but 3 in the playoffs is pretty reasonable. Will definitely hurt the Hawks, so thumbs up!

@TheBruinsBlog: Thought Marchand & Brendan Smith were going at it a lot in Game 1. Now I know why. Marchand:"I got the inside scoop he doesn't like me." News flash, Marchy--NO ONE likes you, you ******* gremlin.

Talking Heads are still raging about this one. @THNKenCampbell: Only in NHL does a player blatantly spear another in privates and get fined less than 1/1000th of yearly salary. Worse, nobody is surprised.

Can they win? Absolutely. But the B's are mad, and have some egg on their faces after the Lucic incident. Gonna be hard to take this one, but if they can pull it off it will be HUGE. LGW!

That's up there with "Detroit's bankrupt." Don't be that guy/gal. There's plenty else to rip on the Bruins for

Congrats! #lumbus

Is there truth to what people are saying about Toews *mocking* Backes when he was on the ice and punch drunk? Saying "wakey wakey?" If so...that's your *CAPTAIN* Chicago. And he is ******* losing it. If this is true, I don't ever want to hear ANYONE compare this dumpster fire of a captain to Steve Yzerman ever again. Indefensible.

Edzo is ******* trash. Backes looked wrecked after that hit, and all I saw was the head being the point of contact. Had that been Kronner on Toews, Edzo would be screaming for him to be banned from hockey for all time. But it's his butt boy, so it's a-ok. I can't believe NBC isn't embarrassed to let him broadcast. Their team is so much more credible without him and Milbury. *middle finger*

@RedWingsFeed: Report: No fine or suspension for Perrys spear on Benn: Memo to... http://t.co/sYZg0xLznA via @NHLonNBCSports #RedWings #BOSvsDET Wow, NHL. Wow.

@reporterchris: For what it's worth, Milan Lucic could have been fined a maximum of $10,000 under the NHL's CBA.

@ArashMadani: @reporterchris So 25 grand for grabbing your own, but 5 grand for attacking another man's with a weapon? #CultureOfSafety Truthiness

@reporterchris: Milan Lucic gets a $5,000 fine for spearing Danny Dekeyser in the privates.

Your lips to YFMB's ear...

@HackswithHaggs: Milan lucic said there's no hearing on his spear of Danny DeKeyser, but he does have to call the league office about it @HammerFox2: Lucic on DeKeyser: Spur of the moment thing, says there is no hearing but he has to call in to the league. "I'm not gonna make it a habit" @AnsarKhanMLive: Lucic expresses remorse for spearing DeKeyser. Said it was heat of moment, and he's not that kind of player. @DJ_Bean: Lucic: "I don't know why I did it." #Bruins #RedWings If you're wondering, that sound you hear is me rolling my eyes SO HARD. God it just keeps getting better: @HackswithHaggs: Milan Lucic: "I don't know what I was thinking. I pride myself on playing within the rules, and that's obviously something I can't be doing"

Well give me a link, dammit! Google translate enables me to know all the languages in the world...

Just posted this in the GDT, but I thought it was a good article about the Boston media's defense of Looch. http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/canadiens-playoffs-2014/2014/4/19/5630204/milan-lucic-spears-another-player-in-the-junk-bruins-media-loves-it

Um...source? Lol! Good article about the Boston media reaction to the nut shot, don't know if it's been posted yet: http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/canadiens-playoffs-2014/2014/4/19/5630204/milan-lucic-spears-another-player-in-the-junk-bruins-media-loves-it

@Datsyuk13: No comment... http://t.co/beBoVWOTee Sounds like Pav isn't happy with the shenanigans...

OMFG please tell me we don't sound that dumb* *knows we sound that dumb

@BrendanSavage: Mike Ilitch was at the #RedWings-#Bruins game. Haven't seen him in quite a while but he looked better than the last few times I did

@SharksStats: The last time the Red Wings won any playoff game by a 1-0 score in regulation was Game 2 of the 1952 Semifinal vs Maple Leafs.

@RedWingsFeed: Ahhhhh I see that Corey Perry favorited and retweeted Milan Lucic They wear the same brand of diaper.