BottleOfSmoke

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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    Woot
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    *farts at Dabura*
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    ??? The D is playing well without them *today*. But if the insinuation is that the Wings D would be better without our top 3 d men, then I fart in everyone's general direction. This Blues team is not bringing it by any stretch of the imagination. You put this D line up against a healthy, top of their game Bruins team and it would be a slaughter.
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    I could watch that Sproul hit on a loop all day.
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    Well thank you Sheahan
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    Wow Mrazek
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    NBC bitching about traffic in front of the net See--how to score goals in hockey.
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    Hitchcock telling it like it is. "I wish they'd keep both teams off the PP." And YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    God Helm is SO EFFING FAST. I still have dreams that he will spend an entire summer working on his hands one on one with Datsyuk in the wilds of Siberia like in Rocky 4, and come back just crazy talented. *sigh* And of course that goal doesn't count.
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    4th Annual Playoff Money On The Board!

    $5 for every game won $5 for every Kronwalling $5 for every Glendening goal $1 for every PP goal (my bunghole demands it)
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    2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

    *files this under "things that cannot be unseen"*
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    4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

    NO INJURIES. Glad to see they are resting some guys.
  13. Oh god someone please start the photoshop thread NOW.
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    4/11 GDT - Hurricanes 2 at Red Wings 1

    Justin Abdelkader A haiku by BoS Oh my ******* god I could pot an open net Goal with my right boob Edit: my right boob is less talented
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    4/11 GDT - Hurricanes 2 at Red Wings 1

    LGW! A win would be nice, but getting out with no injuries is a must.
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    Maple Leafs Name Shanahan New Club President

    Wow, that was fast. I'm having such cognitive dissonance about this that I can't even comment intelligently about it. I just posted in the Leafs thread this afternoon wondering about whether all the whispers about this move being a possibility were legit or just speculation. I...guess I got my answer.
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    10 former players sue NHL for concussions

    @EricOnSportsLaw: Breaking news: NHL hit with second concussion lawsuit - https://t.co/eNfOFYa8FV Edit: @Real_ESPNLeBrun: Not saying the lawsuit doesn't have merit, but having Gordie Howe as deceased in your lawsuit and misspelling Sidney Crosby's name bad start @KatieStrangESPN: In just a cursory glance, also found MTL Canadiens spelled wrong and reference to Friday the 13th hockey mask as suggestive link to violence
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    Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

    I'm seeing this thrown around a lot lately, is this a "where there's smoke there's fire" thing or just wild speculation?Edit: Hmmmm... @cotsonika: NHL executive to Toronto Maple Leafs president? The future's wide open for Brendan Shanahan https://t.co/12TH3u65D5 via @YahooEhGame
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    4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

    @ayronatthewings: Hockeytown how are your poetry skills? Get those ideas flowing, create a Wings Haiku & win suite tickets to tomorrow's game courtesy of @ATT !!!!!! Although I don't think any of my haikus would be appropriate
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    Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

    Have you met (read) me? When am I *not* drunk off my ass? And I like some of you assholes...
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    4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

    I've learned not to pick our poison. We're in, now let the chips fall where they may...
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    4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

    Don't even give a f***. PLAYOFF BUTT PATS *pats butts*
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    4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

    Shootout? I don't even give a s***. *throws playoff confetti BECAUSE IT'S THE CUP*