BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    3/22 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Wild 2

    That's what she said
  2. BottleOfSmoke

    3/22 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Wild 2

    Thank Christ. LGW! We normally s*** the bed on these early games, let's make it to the toilet this time please.
  3. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    He reminds me more of Maltby tbh. But awesome nonetheless. I don't think I give a s*** if he ever scores
  4. @Bill_Roose: #Penguins forward James Neal has been fined $5,000 for his cross checking to the head of #RedWings center Luke Glendening. @Bill_Roose: #RedWings center David Legwand has also been fined $5,000 for butt-ending #Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin Thursday night.
  5. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Holy s*** You mean this wasn't all a drunken stupor? WE WON?!?!
  6. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Come on, dude. You're usually better than that. Let's not with the whole "stay classy" BS. I actually never knew you were a Pens fan. Let's keep it that way.
  7. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    WTF IMMA FIGHTCHOO RAISE UP HOLD ME BACK Y'ALL
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    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    SIGH *pats butts pats butts pats butts* *rubs groins rubs groins rubs groins* Thank you to E_T for the winning idea He's not willing to do the dirty work But that's ok
  9. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    I liked this because I said I would but YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
  10. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Likes for everyone on this page f*** it
  11. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    OMG MY WRISTS ARE SO TIRED YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
  12. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    PPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEE
  13. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Glendening 12 year smokey like Laga but not too burny like Ardbeg
  14. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Pls win prior to shootout
  15. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    SWEET RELEASE WE GOT A POINT Now get the second dammit
  16. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    *furiously rubs groins*
  17. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    I GAVE THEM THEIR FIRST TWO GOALS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
  18. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    LOST BOYS SOUNDTRACK MY HEART OH MY IM SO OLD AND THE PENS SCORE f***
  19. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    is the boobs and the balls all at the same time but mostly the balls
  20. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    STOP RUINING THE MOMENT ITS LIKE THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
  21. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    WWWHHHAAAAAAAAATTTT THE f*** WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAATTTT *wtf face*
  22. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Where is this holy cock of which you speakEdit: I mean I have a "friend" who wants to know
  23. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSGHYTDFGOOPJDEESX !!!!11111!!!11
  24. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    Smoke a doob my friend Snort a line Hell shoot some meth I support your quest for the skies
  25. BottleOfSmoke

    3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

    PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT *armpit fart*