BottleOfSmoke

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    3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

    I hate these early games. And I hate nbc's need to make every game have a storyline. And I hate hockey.
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    3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

    ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME? I bet it's because Steve Yzerman is a giant classless douchebag. AMIRITE?
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    3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

    "The Trade?" Wasn't that Gretzky? Or are we claiming that MSL is that important now? f*** off NBC.
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    3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

    Literally me right now. I *hate* spring ahead, makes me have to try to sneak out of work early during the week for games
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    3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

    *eye roll* I'm so over MSL. I don't know why I always try to listen to this broadcast, I last all of 2 minutes before putting headphones on. LGW! 2 points in regulation please.
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    @HeleneStJames: #RedWings calling up G Petr Mrazek to back up Jimmy Howard Sunday at #NYRangers because Jonas Gustsvsson has sore groin.
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    Injury Updates

    @HeleneStJames: #RedWings calling up G Petr Mrazek to back up Jimmy Howard Sunday at #NYRangers because Jonas Gustsvsson has sore groin. OMFG
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    Mark Fayne

    Bobby Orr Nicklas Lidstrom Zenglebert Bembledack I don't understand why we didn't trade Cleary and a 4th rounder for one of them at the deadline this is utter bulls*** Am I doing this right?
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    OH s*** almost forgot *pats butts* !
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    JOMMY GUSTAVWARD
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH MULE WHY IS HE MAKING THAT FACE?????
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    Here it comes. They're gonna score 5 goals in one minute.
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    41%
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING Edit: likes for everyone on this page we've just seen a unicorn!!!!!
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    I agree totally wn azing
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    I won't feel safe until we have a 9 goal lead with .4 seconds left
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! This line is the boobs!
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    Ode to the third A haiku by BoS Good lord this is tense Expecting them to blow it Squeezing our sphincters
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    Mark Fayne

    Kyle Quincey--all of the brain cell death, none of the satisfaction!
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    IT WILL HURT YOUR BUNGHOLE
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    anas
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN DABURA POSTED THAT LAST TIME?!
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    Good lord if I had a dollar for every time this was posted in a GDT-- WAIT IT WAS FOR SOMETHING GOOD?!?!
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    I like this new "blowing the lead in the second instead of the third" thing because it gives us time to COME BACK AND WIN PLEASE
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    3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

    DEEP BREATHS THIS IS HAPPENING A *COMEBACK*