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My theory is that since we started s***ting the bed BEFORE the third period, that we can still use the second half of this game to win. Or not.

For a 72 year old this Jagr guy can play some hockey, huh? Pretty much did whatever the f*** he wanted right there.

EFF YOU THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Well that sucks balls

GOOOOOOSSEE!!!!!! I know he's taking out his mouth guard, but it always looks like Nyquist is covering his mouth like "oh snap" after he scores Edit: Mule?

Playing with Quincey--the hockey equivalent of huffing paint.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Hey how 'bout a win tonight? Edit: I feel as if I need to be more specific. How 'bout a win in regulation?

@dchesnokov: Victor Fedorov, Russian hockey coach, father of Sergei Fedorov and Fedor Fedorov, passed away today in Russia. Didn't want to start a new thread, but thought this warranted posting. *sending good vibes to the Fedorov fam*

Patrick Roy is probably in the locker room right now beating someone else's wife in celebration this is not ok Edit: that was a bit much but whiskey and LIDAS and losing and FACE BURNING

I'm not jumping off the ship at all, but I don't have to be happy about ******* drowning. IT SUCKS AND I WANT TO BURN EVERYONE'S FACE OFF

Every loss now makes me so angry I want to burn everyone's ******* face off.

Such a ******* joke.

What, 3 penalties called all game and now we have 2 already in OT? f*** off.

Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like consistency in NHL reffing. I promise I'll be good.

DMac jumps down onto the ice and begins punching Roy in the face repeatedly. While the Avs are preoccupied, Nick Lidstrom's youngest son scores.

f*** a overtime. The wings (as a team) have outplayed the avs (as a team) all night. Take that how you will.

I don't get it.

@asktheduffer: Interesting that Jim Nill could take a day off from running #stars to come to Lidstrom night, but #TBLightning GM Steve Yzerman couldn't. side rant/ *deep breath* I AM SO ******* SICK OF PEOPLE JUDGING STEVE YZERMAN AS IF HE COULD *POSSIBLY* OWE THIS FRANCHISE MORE THAN HE HAS ALREADY GIVEN. He called Lidstrom personally to explain his absence. The man just traded away a franchise player. If he would have skipped town, I'm sure people would have been just as up his ass the other way. NO ONE questioned his character while he was here--why the f*** are they starting now? Between this and the alumni game indecision judgment I want to punch myself in the face. /side rant

YYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHGSWGGzSHH bunghole lidas win

My bunghole demands a goal for LIDAS

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

I HATE HOCKEY

Kronner scored for his BF Nick