BottleOfSmoke

f*** this game already I'm in too bad of a mood for this s***

LGW! pointspointspoints

*twitch* *twitchtwitch* If Lids is your bar for a number one defenseman, NO ONE IN THE NHL HAS A NUMBER ONE. There are not 29 defensemen better than Niklas Kronwall. Hell, there aren't 15 defensemen currently playing in the NHL that are better than Kronwall. He is a number 1. He is not an elite, hall of fame defenseman. Nor are every other team's save for a few. On the topic of PK, I would love to have him, but not for the price we would pay. He's not "the answer," though his skill set is the boobs. I also agree with others that I don't think he would be able to be coached well by Babs.

Hampus Melen Arena

Calling it right now-Quincey, Cleary, Sammy, Bert, and a 2nd for Backes and OEL. BOOM. Stanley Cup. While I love speculating, I always feel like it sets me up for disappointment. Kenny might make a small move, but I doubt we'll see any holy s***.

This one's for you, Dickie! @AnsarKhanMLive: Franzen responded to Neil's purse, lipstick and yellow streak comment by saying asking him (Franzen) to fight is like asking Neil to (cont.) @AnsarKhanMLive: Franzen (cont.) .... To show good hands and hockey sense. @AnsarKhanMLive: One more from Franzen: Maybe they (NHL) should actually try to protect the players (cont.) ... @AnsarKhanMLive: "a play like that when he just drops his gloves and punch me in the head, if he doesnt get anything for that I dont know whats going on.

I swear to god I don't remember that one In other news, this is a baby picture of Kronner: And this is a baby picture of Kesler*: *not actually

These are things I've heard before too. Where did the Kronner hate come from, though? Did he get smashed? Otherwise off the ice Kronner sounds like the kind of guy only a douchebag would dislike.

I just wonder about Kes's willingness to become a Wing. Wasn't he "that guy" growing up in Michigan? You know the one, rooted for the Avs, went to Ohio State, basically middle fingered any and everything Michigantastic? Or am I thinking of someone else?

He was just aggravated that the butt pats weren't from me. What you can't hear is him saying "nobody pats my butt except BoS, and only when the game's over dammit!"

@AnsarKhanMLive: Franzen on Neil: "He usually shows up when the games over and tries to be the hero. Puts his cape on and goes and flies out there." (more) @AnsarKhanMLive: Franzen on Neil (cont.): "He doesnt like to take heat from fans and coaches (more)." @AnsarKhanMLive: Franzen on Neil (cont.) "He usually steps up when the game is over and shows everyone that he really fights hard. I REPEAT, SHOTS FIRED

I was just coming to post this SHOTS FIRED

Aw yeah! *pats butts* *pats mule's butt three times* *but from really far away, 'cause I'm kinda scurred of him tonight*

I think the fact that he's not even getting under Mule's skin a little bit is what's pissing Neal off the most

Not a single one

Franzen has no fear tonight I feel like he's gonna bite someone's head off and then smile at the camera through blood-stained teeth.

According to twitter Wings pulled him after the 2nd. No need to have him on the ice and risk it with the lead and how chippy the Sens have been.

So... We're all clear that Franzen is having a really good time, right? And JFC zebras choke on your whistles please.

My bunghole says "you're welcome."

@AnsarKhanMLive: They added an assist to Kronwall on Tatar's goal, giving him three tonight. What a brutal, non #1, no longer an offensive defenseman sack of s*** he is. EAT A DICK KRONNER HATERS *jumps into a river of Kronner haters' tears*

They have to learn about the pucks and the sticks someday. There's no time like the present

This is much more satisfying.

This is getting out of control