BottleOfSmoke

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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Babs needs to be photoshopped into various scenes of destruction and mayhem like happy strolling Leo DiCaprio. MABUS!
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    That was a REALLY bad design choice. I didn't notice it too much in the pictures, but on the ice under the lights it's super noticeable. And all around the neck area. Like a pearl necklace.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    If by gold you mean silver, then you're absolutely right. He can look at Kronner's gold though. No touching. Too bad Pav is only gonna get bronze. Tough luck Canada!
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    He looks so happy. I'm afraid this is a precursor to a murder spree.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Bummed that Flip isn't playing.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Seriously. Crosby is a diving diver baby, but Selanne is a whining poopy diaper baby. Pick your poison. *blows raspberry*
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Let's go Finland *clap clap clapclapclap* *ducks flying maple syrup*
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    http://sochi2014.iihf.com/men/information/ So...the OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL GAME could potentially be decided by a *gulp* SHOOTOUT?! I thought they would drop the SO as deciding factor after the round robin games, definitely for the medal games at least! *barf* Get it together, world.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED TATAR INSTEAD OF FRANZEN WHO IS LAZY AND SUCKS GET IT TOGETHER KENNY WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN Olympic hockey is the boobs. I'm thoroughly enjoying myself!
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    TK wins 5-3. Shouldn't have been that close.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    NEVER MY SWEDISH WINGS WILL PREVAIL
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Thank you Edler! You hush
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    WTF Tre Kronor you won't be winning any gold medals not being able to crush Latvia ffs
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Get your s*** together Sweden.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Poppin' in for OT. How bout that Pavel Datsyuk guy?
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    10 ton elephant in the room.

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Richdg's topic in General

    There's a lot of room for activities with all that cap space. The day that Z gets bought out is the day I ride to Holland's house on my Back to the Future hoverboard and punch his wife in the face on the way to cash my lottery check while holding my Oscar and s***ting gold doubloons out of my ass. Come to think of it I'm really rich in this alternate reality *thumbs up* What were we talking about?
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Oh, sure. Now you all care. WHERE WERE YOU ALL THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF AND DROWNING IN ZETTERTEARS?!?!?!?!
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    Zetterberg out with herniated disc

    BottleOfSmoke replied to LAWings's topic in General

    In for a penny in for a pound. I'll be done with this season when lockers are being cleaned out.
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    Zetterberg out with herniated disc

    BottleOfSmoke replied to LAWings's topic in General

    My brain just exploded. Anyhoo... Here's to hoping he doesn't have to have surgery, and that some time off will do him good. Please.
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    NHL players will not participate in 2018 Olympics (Mod Post #99)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to DatsyukianDekes's topic in General

    @reporterchris: Patrick Kane says that the NHL's participation in the Olympics is good for hockey. "Anyone that doesn't see it that way is crazy." Well with that great argument you have me convinced! Thanks Patty!
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    ALFIE!!!!!!
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    Kronner's all growed up wearing the C. *wipes tear* *pours a 40 for Z*
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    All hail King Henrik. Tre Kronor better find some fire. The Swiss want this one bad.
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    Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General

    f*** it's early here out west. Sweden you better win this game or I will punch you in the pants Well Z's officially out ;( Rest up, cap.