BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

    I feel you.
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    2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

    Whoa there Suzie Sunshine, please put the rainbows back in your ass Yes, they need the points. Full stop. But let's look on the bright side, eh? PAVEL DATSYUK.
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    So what do we call the 26 - 15 - 21 line?

    I'm sure it comes as no surprise to anyone here that I am 100% in favor of any line nickname that involves the word "anus."
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    Trade deadline fast approaching - who should we target?

    @ChrisBottaNHL: Updating tweet from Friday: told now that Red Wings are out on Vanek. Don't want to give up 2-3 assets to rent him.
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    2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

    I <3 u. LGW! Please snag one from Florida, this has been embarrassing. And welcome back Pav (hopefully)!
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    NHL may rethink Sochi

    @cotsonika: By @DanWetzel -- No light bulbs. No shower curtain. No hot water. Welcome to Sochi! http://t.co/9aBB9AhyVp via @YahooSports
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    NHL may rethink Sochi

    Some of my faves: Canada's men's hockey accommodations And... Nothing like some good quality bonding time on the s***ter...
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    Kindl not representing Czech Republic @ Olympics

    BottleOfSmoke also noticed that Barta said that about Barta, and BottleOfSmoke lol'd at her desk.
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    Kindl not representing Czech Republic @ Olympics

    @TheHockeyNews: The Czechs again overlooked Jiri Hudler and Radim Vrbata in favor of Martin Erat. Here's one theory why. http://t.co/9wXddzUaom
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    This is exactly what I mean! Before the end of the season, we will have a complete episode of Beavis and Butthead starring all Wings players complete with music videos (I'm thinking something by Justin Bieber, Prong, and Eddie Murphy's classic "Party All the Time") and will end up getting sued by Mike Judge! And it will be magical.
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    I feel like this is spiraling out of control
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    Jommy Gustavward is a total butterface
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    This has been one of the more fun GDTs we've had in a while...thanks everyone!
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    Oh Mabus....
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    Jommy Gustavward
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    Yes we must
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    *jumps over Tumbleweed Kesler* *pats butts* Much needed win!
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    What the f*** is going on
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    This needs to happen 7 times this period. Come on Kronner!
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    s*** just got weird
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    *BoS dreams of Backes in a red jersey...*
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    In my mind you edited this post to remove the fangirling that inevitably followed this statement. There will be no Olympian with a better beard. Or a better goal face. Congrats on your everything, Hank!
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    Lmfao that Twister one though...
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    2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

    :lol: yeeeeesssss, good. I have a hard time hating on Eddie Lack. He's hilarious on twitter lol. That being said, we need to start lighting his ass up STAT