BottleOfSmoke

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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    I just want to punch all the things
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    Why do they pimp National when we all know American/Lafayette is where it's at?
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    Good grief I don't care if these are legit penalties or not you're ******* up my flow. Edit: and now a 5 on 3? I'll take it but damn we got some whistles everywhere tonight.
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    I hate everything
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    *middle finger*
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    I demand that you step away from the game every four minutes from here on out.
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    f*** YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    Balls
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    We should kidnap him and force him to play for the Wings. Throw him out there in a Shanahan jersey. "Isn't that David Backes?" "No, it's Brendan Shanahan." "But I just saw Shanny back the--" "IT'S BRENDAN SHANAHAN."
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    1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

    I don't care what anyone says, but I love David Backes. I would love to have him on the Wings. I would also love to see him beaten mercilessly in every facet of his game tonight. So there. Good to have Helm back, hopefully we play up to the competition as we tend to do and rage out a W tonight. LGW!
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    Nucks vs Flames

    :lol: :lol: :lol:You're a beaut! Edit: in other news... @DarrenDreger: John Tortorella will have an in-person hearing tomorrow in New York. Substantial fine and suspension both possible. #TSN
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    Nucks vs Flames

    ? I absolutely believe a 13 year old would be intelligent enough to say that. I have tons of s***ty 7th grade poetry to prove it Whether this *particular* 13 year old actually said these things? Who knows. It's the internet, nothing surprises me anymore.
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    Nucks vs Flames

    The hilarity continues... "Vancouver Canucks enforcer Tom Sestito’s 13-year-old sister gets into Twitter fight with ESPN’s Keith Olbermann" http://sports.nationalpost.com/2014/01/16/vancouver-canucks-enforcer-tom-sestitos-13-year-old-sister-gets-into-twitter-fight-with-espns-keith-olbermann/
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Too late! IT'S MINE ALL MINE!!! HE MADE IT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!111!!11!
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    I feel like this was us last night: No way we get luck like that again. Hopefully they can build on this win with, you know, scoring and health and stuff.
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    Nucks vs Flames

    OH MY GOD. I feel like you may have opened Pandora's Box with that question, and I find myself both excited and terrified of the results. Where's Mabus? Re: the game, I find myself torn between the sheer entertainment of it all and disgust at what an utter s***show it was. Torts is insane, and I'm pretty sure he's going to murder someone before the end of the season.
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    @FSDwakiji: #RedWings Howard on Quick: We were just discussing what we were going to do over in Sochi together, who we were going to bring. @FSDwakiji: #RedWings Howard on Quick: I told him I was bringing my parents and my sister & I asked him who he was bringing so it was a good discussion.
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    ******* amazing. You're the best!
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    I never want to leave the Twilight Zone. Leave me here to waste away for all eternity.
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Yes please
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Well thank you Debbie Downer. Take that s*** somewhere else, 'cause WE'RE PATTIN' BUTTS UP IN HEAH!!!!!
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    *PATS MOTHEREFFING BUTTS* *PATS ALL THE BEAUTIFUL TWO POINT MOTHEREFFING BUTTS*
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Yes thank you
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Where is doge I must see doge
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    f*** a shootout