BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    I'm gonna crap my pants
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    I can't even right now. I'll take it, I'll take it so hard--but wow if that happened to the Wings I would be ready to commit murder.
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Is this real life?
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    I'm going to have an emotional breakdown
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    *middle finger*
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Where's the David Caruso sunglasses gif... Edit:
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Jonathan Quick did the thing I want him to not do the thing Edit: and I really want to pat butts so SCORE MORE GOAL
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    I need PP goal for my bunghole? There's one for Photoshop wars
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    We get PP. PP SCORE MORE GOAL
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    Score goal is tough. We score 1 goal. We need score more goal. SCORE MORE GOAL
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    Has anyone noticed this trend? 3 years now

    BRING BACK WHARTON! BRING BACK WHARTON! *ducks flying eggs and machetes* /trolling
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    1/18 GDT: Kings 2 @ Red Wings 3 (Shootout)

    LGW! We will win this game We will win the division We will win the Stanley Cup We will win at life I demand it. YFMB demands it. So let it be written.
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    1/16 GDT : Red Wings 0 at Rangers 1

    Ok I just bought a car so we're all set. LGW!
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    1/16 GDT : Red Wings 0 at Rangers 1

    Probably gonna miss most of this one, might have to buy a car ugh
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Babcock on flu bug: We had lot of guys throwing up during the game, Glenny and Kronner all night long. They just kept playing and competing Da f***?
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    But they have an undefeated record record where they recorded 57 home wins in regulation its a real regulation record of undefeated recording recorded RECORD UNDEFEATED
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    FFS I would rather get blown out by the Ducks than lose in this cocktease of a 1 goal game *shakes fists*
  18. BottleOfSmoke

    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    I screamed and started dancing after that shot I thought it went in GOD DAMMIT
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    That's why I do it. People find me irresistible. I'm an enigma wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside a poopy diaper.
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    I crap my pants in my own kitchen, if I stop doing that does it count?
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    I'm so annoyed by this stupid ass "Stadium Series" bulls***.
  22. BottleOfSmoke

    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    Well that was just balls. Don't get deflated boys!
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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

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    1/12 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Ducks 1

    LGW! Hope they slept well last night. Here's to the boys proving everyone wrong and getting Kronner a nice birthday win!