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Screw this, I'm going back into the Yzerman thread where everything is sunshine and puppies

Ridiculous 0/10 do not recommend. Oh gee, with our disallowed goal that shouldn't have been disallowed we would have won? Anyone surprised?

@DownGoesBrown: Thank god this is a Red Wings game. I want the entire first episode of 24/7 to be interviews with the glass crew.

Great, let's injure Mule while he's playing well f*** you very much

Welcome. Did you know the sky is falling? Grab an umbrella.

Oh ffs

To be honest, the D is the cause of a lot of my problems. Oh, we were talking about hockey?

Apparently Brunner scored 2 goals. If he can heat up again, so can Weiss! Right?

@DetroitRedWings: Apparently a bunch of pizza boxes stapled together qualify as boards in the NHL #GoWings Lol

And so it begins...

Cleary got a Holmstrom penalty Pav is back Tim Thomas is a bewb

Pav looks like he's having a blast out there lol

The Magic Man has returned!

Lol "Pukestad" amirite?

@AnsarKhanMLive: With his assist on Bertuzzi's goal, Franzen now has 16 points (7-9) in 14 games since returning from injury.

Wooooo GOALTUZZI

Are you ******* kidding me? The Holmstrom call? f*** off! And f*** you Thomas you diver.

LGW!

Please someone post the Carlton dancing gif I feel it is the only thing that truly encompasses my joy but alas I am on mobile

I LOVE YOU ALL I AM EXCITE I WANT TO PAT BUTTS I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW

@RedWingsFeed: The Character Assassination of Brooks Orpik: Bostons Thornton chasing down... http://t.co/dCrTKCskhp via @TheHockeyWriter #NHL #RedWings As captain save a ho when it comes to Kronner, I don't appreciate an article claiming character assassination on one player turning around and pointing a finger at an uninvolved player with a "but but but he's worse justification." Did think the article was an interesting read though. And, of course, 5 games for Neal: @NHLPlayerSafety: James Neal suspension video: http://t.co/vOqnaI92TR

@NHLPlayerSafety: Details of Neal hearing: http://t.co/vdH3yfgDnl @NHLPlayerSafety: Details of Thornton hearing: http://t.co/bzXwMaX4xD

@HackswithHaggs: Shawn Thornton in near tears after game: "I made a mistake. I can't say I'm sorry enough times. That's all I can say right now" #BruinsTalk "I made a mistake and slew footed a guy and then punched his face a few times" Really? Both Thornton and Neal were seriously out of line, and I hope they get anally penetrated with fines and suspensions. And just an honest question to those questioning why Orpik was so hurt--have you ever been clipped on the sweet spot? It's instant lights out, which would understandably lead to precautionary measures involving a stretcher regardless of whether or not there were long lasting effects from the hit. Let's not blame the victims here. There were bulls*** moves on both sides, both of which should be rightly punished. No excuses.

Oh, you know, the usual. Watching a hockey game, sobbing uncontrollably, getting drunk to numb the pain, snarking at strangers on a message board. You?

Wow. Some of the responses in this thread just... *shakes head*