BottleOfSmoke

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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    It would give us heartburn relief, if that counts for anything...
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    I don't think I need to lecture you of all people on the dangers of one bad lay. I'm assuming that's how you got your red wang, and I'm not going to tell you again to get that checked out. IT'S INFECTED
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    I feel WAY more relief than I should to get that monkey off our back. And I've been waiting a long time for this: *pats butts* *pats Goose's butt again* *pats Goose's butt again* LGW!
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    TRY TO SEND HIM DOWN I DARE YOU That goal got me pregnant
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    FSD to show games leading up to WC

    So stoked! Will definitely be recording the alumni games as visual proof that Feds went out in the winged wheel.
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Thank f***!
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    THIS! *puts on tinfoil hat* Why do the refs hate us so much?!
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Come the f*** on. Kronner's face going into the box is my face the past 7 games.
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    The fine print? You'll never have one again.
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Aaaaaaand...there goes the lead. Surprise, surprise.
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Well balls. Here comes the taking feet off the gas. *sigh*
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Whoooooooo Helmer!
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Good period! Now let's get better, not worse...
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Shanny looks so much smaller and less beefy...
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Well then. SHOTS FIRED. Your move, Babs.
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Yay Shanny!
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    Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

    I'd make that trade in a heartbeat!
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    @Bill_Roose: Jonas Gustavsson gets the start between the pipes for the #RedWings tonight. Jimmy Howard has flu and will backup Gus vs. the @NHLCanes.
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    Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

    @TGfireandice: Brunner confirms he'll be healthy scratch tonight. @TGfireandice: Brunner has no points in last 10 games. Second verse, same as the first...
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    Ugly Christmas Sweater.

    These are amazing!
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    11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

    Well...here we go! LGW!
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    Holland Interview

    I agree. And I am calling Nyquist ***** Riot from here on out. Err, Kitty Riot I guess
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    Lines Thread

    @wingsfrontman: Good chance we see Gustav Nyquist in lineup for Wings tomorrow against Carolina. @AnsarKhanMLive: Babcock and Holland both indicated its possible Nyquist will be recalled for tomorrow's game. They have just 11 healthy forwards. Could this be real life?
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    Lines Thread

    @HeleneStJames: Spread the news. I asked Ken Holland if possible #RedWings call up Gustav Nyquist. Holland: "Possible." I'll believe it when I see it.
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    Danny DeKeyser out 3-6 weeks with separated shoulder, LTIR

    Hmmm...maybe they'll rally?! Yes?! PLEASE?!