BottleOfSmoke

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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    Great shift!
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    Son of a *****
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    Cleary in, Tatar out against Caps

    Edit GODDAMN WRONG THREAD So...glad Tots is in for Cleary lol
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    What about a Natty Ice?
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    IS THIS REAL LIFE
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    YOU LAZY ASS MOTHERFUC oh
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    I AM There is nothing more I can do, I'm afraid...
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    I am not as hard on Howard here as most, and he has MANY times been the best player on the ice. That being said, he's not looking as good this year. :/
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    GDT: Capitals 4 @ Red Wings 3 (SO)

    Controversial-I like it! I have no idea what to expect tonight. A complete bed-s***ting or an offensive coup? Grab ass or puck possession? Dick-tripping or magical dekes? We're an enigma! LGW!
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    Patrick Eaves on Waivers

    good luck Patty. Hope he gets a chance to play somewhere! Unfortunately with a good majority of teams feeling the crunch, I don't know that there's anywhere for him to go.
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    Lines Thread

    That third line...GOOD LORD
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    What Did Pierre McGuire Want from Henrik Zetterberg?

    Well, if it were me, I would have asked him to sweep into my office like Fabio on the cover of those crappy romance novels they sell in the drugstore and whisk me away to some foreign land with pristine sand and clear blue water, where he would bring me exotic alcoholic beverages and rub my...feet and then *censored* Which would have been met with the same reaction you see in the provided gif.
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    Pronger may be eligible for HHOF in 2015

    This made my morning. Pronger should definitely be in the HHOF. I hope they do make him sweat it for a year, because he's a douchenozzle and I would love nothing more than to have the opportunity to punch him in the pants. But definitely HHOF material.
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    What a joke. We should have had this one. Puck just did not want to cooperate...
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    Yippee, a shootout.
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    FFFUUUUCCKK
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    So...much...pressure NO DAMN GOAL
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    CLUTCH
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    What in the fiery red f***?
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    You might want to close your eyes...
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    Seeing Phoenix ranked #4 in the NHL makes me want to punch myself in the face.
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    Magic Jesus Datsyuk
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    Are you ******* kidding me?
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    11/12 GDT : Jets 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

    Lolololol Clitsome
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    Stamkos breaks leg in Boston this afternoon

    That was another nasty one. I'm bummed that the guys I grew up watching are well past their hayday now, I really can't get into the new crop of fighters and don't really watch a lot of fights anymore as a result. But on topic, it's injuries like this that make me glad hockey players are in full unis!