BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    Really? With 20 seconds left? f*** off
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    He protects our Jesus Net with his life.
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    Better than a kick in the yambag, nowhere near as awesome as hitting the Juck ******* Pott. AND ALMQUIST
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    From here on out I am forever referring to it as the "Jesus net."
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    I <3 Pavel Datsyuk.
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    Ugh Helm so close Edit: and BERT
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    Truth. I wish Smith would keep it simple.
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    I have faith Weiss will get his sea legs. Might take a while, but he's gotten more comfortable every game. Was Seguin always 91?
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    This house is practically a distillery. The odds are ever in my favor. Dammit, Dan. AKA just another Wings' game?
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    Better alcohol has been discovered. Let's get RIPs***!
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    You raaaaang? I only have s***ty beer in the house so I'm going to have to work really hard. Unless I find hidden Everclear like last season. That was awesome. LGW! Glad to have Mick back
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    God I hope not. I'm still at work!And don't worry about us Sammy haters. You have my support in straddling any stick you're inclined to. *grrrl power* Edit: dammit I hit send before I meant to. I'm also predicting a win. Wings 3-2 over the Dallas Nills (Alfie, Z, WeissTHAT'SRIGHTYOUHEARDME--Kronner with 2 assists).
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    Franzen believes he’s playing well.

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Franzen said he's not feeling any better, wouldn't elaborate on whether he's sick or injured and didn't want to comment further. I'm calling it right now-- Ingrown ball hair.
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    11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

    OMG Guys! Sammy's playing tonight! I am sooooooo freakin excited! He's gonna get a Gordie Howe HT and then wink seductively at all the ladies in the crowd! And then straddle his stick and fly around the rafters like a FRICKIN WIZARD! Sammy for president! LGW!
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    Tootoo Waived

    @wingsfrontman: Wings GM Ken Holland says in a text that Jordin Tootoo won't be sent to Grand Rapids if he clears waivers.
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    Tootoo Waived

    Bummed
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    You can say that again. I'm patting my own butt for having to sit through this s*** show. But...they'll get it together. They always do.
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    WE ALLOWED 47 SHOTS
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    Ugly loss. No compete tonight. I am disappoint.
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    I DIED
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    Kind of a crooked one, then my nose scrunches up like I smell something bad, then I close one eye like a pirate and then puff out my cheeks. Then I throw up in my mouth because the Jets score again.
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    I can't keep a straight face when they say Clitsome.
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    Slashing. *eyeroll*
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    FML
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    11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

    DAMN DAMN DAMN