BottleOfSmoke
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gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
GOD DAMMIT STAHP THIS NEVER HAPPENED -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
I hope we blow Luongo up in the 3rd so he'll go on twitter and make fun of himself after the game. -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
AKA the Red Wing Special -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
WHAT IS THIS -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
Be careful offering sexual favors. I still owe *gulp* Pierre McGuire a lil somethin' somethin' for a win last season... -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
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ALFIE! *does the running man* -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
I would have sex with the Belle Tire...tire. -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
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Ozzie doesn't seem too excited to be playing in the alumni game with Feds lol. -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
Yeah, about that... f*** you, you creepy ginger f***s. -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
I would love to see some Swede on Swede crime. -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
And his breath smells like Funyuns. -
gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
Almost time! LGW! -
I'm glad you asked. While I would love to say that it was my strong moral foundation, I believe it was because she was sitting with his parents and I didn't trust my aim. I wanted none of that stern ass Viktor Fedorov action.
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*runs in* Did someone say we're stealing underpants?
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Missed opportunities, man. They're the bane of my existence.
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Party pooper.
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gdt 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1
BottleOfSmoke replied to wingedominance13's topic in General
NEVER. GETS. OLD. -
BoS Fedorov Fact #2: During the 97/98 season, I once STRONGLY considered throwing gum in Anna Kournikova's hair at a game. She was wearing a lavender jacket. Not my finest moment.
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I keep coming back into this thread to see if this is real life. And then I smile and squeal like a fangirl. BoS Fedorov Fact #1: I slept with the Nike White Russian poster above my bed for 6 years. I ripped it down the day I found out he left the Wings. I later regretted that decision, and bought another one on eBay. It has remained rolled up in a poster tube in my old closet at my mom's house since that time.
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I... I just can't. I can't even. There is no smiley big enough. WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!11!!1! He's righting all the ships. He's going to play in a CSKA jersey and a Red Wings jersey this year. I feel like all is right with the world.
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<3 u too. You can get married with me and Dabura and we'll all move to Utah.
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Still <3 u boo *turns on slow jam*
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That's one way to get me to start disagreeing with you...
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Without looking, I'm going to say... Brendan Smith humping a pineapple? While pinching?
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STOP THAT. I'm agreeing with you way too much today. Say something provocative!
